REASONS TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS Because I’ve been unable to use my hands a lot for the past ten…

MY FAVORITE FOODS, EVEN IF I DON’T HAVE THEM OFTEN In this week between Passover and Easter, two of…

PEOPLE I’VE SEEN IN HI-DEF WHOM I WISH I HADN’T! Now that I have hi-def TVs, I sometimes wish…

THINGS I’M SHOCKED PEOPLE DON’T HAVE IN THEIR HOUSES As you know, I recently got back from a month…

CELEBRITIES WITH PHYSICAL SITUATIONS MOST DON’T SEE Awhile ago, while watching an early Go On, Matthew Perry held his…

MY FAVORITE VOICES OF ALL-TIME As I was sitting in the audience on opening night of One Night With…

MY CRAZY RULES OF FOOD AND BEVERAGE CONSUMING Even after one hundred years with Mr. X, he still can’t…

WORDS I HATE TO TYPE This list came to me as I was writing yet another column. Duh. I’ve…

SEVEN MOST IMPORTANT NEEDS ON A DESERT ISLAND A reader suggested this next list, and it took me awhile…