There are so many events to write about this week that I had to put them all in one column. And they’re all fabulous.
THE NEW MARK TAPER FORUM
I was there for the first opening night of this incarnation (which they’re calling “Mark Taper Forum–Act II“), and was thrilled that I could actually move my legs in my seat! (I’m sure the people in front of, the ones I used to kick in the head with my big boots every time I moved my legs, are equally thrilled.)
In addition to more legroom, they built a gorgeous new ladies room on an additional downstairs level, and there’s now space to hobnob at intermission without having to go outside with the smokers.
There are other changes, as well, such as new carpets and walls. All in all, this new space was well worth waiting for.
“9 TO 5, THE MUSICAL” OPENING
I can’t tell you what a magical night this was! I’m so grateful to have been included. I’ve read some overly dramatic stories of the evening (for example–“Dolly Parton saves the World Premiere of ‘9 to 5′ Musical as ‘Technical Difficulties’ almost stop the production cold”) and I’m here to tell you what REALLY happened, word for word.
I sat just four rows directly behind Dolly and her movie co-stars, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, which was exciting enough. Seriously, I hardly ever care about famous folk, (unless it’s Nick Lachey or Tom Welling), but this trio is royalty. Jane was already seated, but Dolly, then Lily, made late entrances to raucous applause, which is a rarity for this venue.
About twenty minutes into the show, after a musical number, the curtains closed and the announcer asked us to stay in our seats during the delay. After about a minute in the dark, Dolly called out from her seat, “Don’t make me have to sing!”
As the audience went wild, they brought up the house lights and by some magic, someone swiftly put a mike in Dolly’s long-nailed hands. She proceeded to do what some after-party guests called a country version of MY show (talking on and on by herself is what they meant) and was absolutely adorable and charming. I can see why she’s so loved. She explained about the previews, “We did have this problem before, but if I have to sing, this time I’m making Lily and Jane join me!”
She chatted a little more, then announced, “I don’t know what we’re supposed to do but sing ‘9 To 5’!,” and led off an audience sing-along. At the end, she said, “Good thing I’m such a show-off!” Good thing for US!
She then told us the history of this production, introducing all the important players in the audience, and offered to take questions, saying, “I’ll tell y’all whatever you want to know, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll make something up.”
She was about to sing “And I Will Always Love You,” Clarence’s favorite to song to sing on our show, “Karen’s Restaurant Revue,” so I was particularly wanting to hear it, when, to the entire audiences’ disappointment, someone told her the show was ready to resume. When we let out a collective negative sigh, she said,” Let’s save it in case we break down agin!”
As fun as the actual show was, I’ve been obsessing over missing hearing Dolly Parton sing that song for days now. So, remember y’all, you can’t ever tell me something that you’re going to do and then not do it.
Okay, back to the show. I really enjoyed it all, except for one thing, that I feel bad to mention, but I think it’s pretty important. How do you cast a musical with a lead who can neither sing nor dance? It’s just nutty. While Allison Janney, in the Lily Tomlin role, is a good actress, I just cringed every time she tried to sing. The other two were so phenomenal that her lack of musical ability was even more egregious. Are there no good actresses who can also sing??? I’m sure there are, so how do you explain this casting? Many of us in the audience just didn’t get it at all. And I’m sure there’s no re-casting before Broadway. Shame.
On the other hand, Megan Hilty, in Dolly’s role, was just brilliant! I was looking down for a second when she made her entrance, and when I heard her talk, I thought that Dolly was really surprising us by being in it! And her singing was amazing. (And I rarely use that word.)
Stephanie J. Block did herself proud, as well, in Jane Fonda’s part. She sounds like a non-New York-y Barbra Streisand. I felt like I had heard her sing before and sure enough, she had played Liza in the miraculous “Boy From Oz” on Broadway. What a talented cast.
I liked the show itself, also, which is strange because I hated the film. I saw nothing wrong with the production, except that Janney’s love interest looks like he should play her son, which makes you not know if that’s part of the storyline or just bad casting. (Okay–so they need to find a younger female who can act, sing, and dance.)
Many people at the generous after-party were whispering that the show really needs work before Broadway, but I seriously didn’t notice. I’m always so easily bored and I truly did enjoy “9 To 5.” I think Dolly wrote varied and perfect songs, the very many sets were perfect, the costumes colorful and the cast talented–what’s not to like? I think audiences will go nuts just the way it is now. As well they should. I can envision this being a hit on Broadway for a long, long time.
“9 To 5, The Musical” running through October 19, 2008
Ahmanson Theatre 135 N. Grand Ave. 213-972-4400 www.CenterTheatreGroup.org
MCDONALDS’S FAMILY TRIBUTE ON ICE
This is the season when NBC starts airing the wonderful Disson Skating shows. Though I’ve seen just about all of them over the years, I had never had the good fortune of watching one being taped. (I’m still sick that I was invited to the taping of the Christmas show last year, with Clay Aiken as the musical guest, and I couldn’t go due to my busy life of being a bon vivette! But one of us has got to do it!)
But that just changed. They’re usually taped in other states, but recently, the first one in the series came to the downtown Los Angeles area. The McDonald’s Family Tribute On Ice was different from the usuals in that it featured all amateurs, with Sasha Cohen being the only pro. (I had been wondering why we hadn’t bumped into each other at any Emmy gifting suites this go-round. Turns out she was training while I was getting gifted!)
The skaters were all wonderful, especially first-time US Champ, Mirai Nagasu, current World Champion, Jeffrey Buttle, and adorable young American, Ryan Bradley. But for me, the highlight of this presentation was the music.
Kristi Yamaguchi hosted, which, in this case, means that she just welcomed us–watch for her Family and Friends special, which she’s much more a part of. But the beauty of her being involved in this one is that she got to feature people she met through “Dancing With The Stars,” of which she’s the current champion.
Her darling partner from that show, Mark Ballas, and his best friend and fellow dancer, the amazing Derek Hough, performed with their rock band, Almost Amy. With that voice, dancing talent, and face, if that latter boy doesn’t get a starring role on Broadway soon, I’ll be shocked. He should star in Elton John’s upcoming “Billy Elliott,” if you ask me! (Remember–you read it here first!)
Mario, the adorable R and B singer who should have come in second last year, but still wound-up fifth, did two numbers, as well. I know the teen-age girl skaters were swooning over him.
I reserved my swooning for my biggest crush, outside of Mr. X, Nick Lachey. His little bro, Drew, is the season two champ of “DWTS,” so I’m sure that Nick and Kristi have also crossed paths. Which he and I did a couple of years back, but that’s another story for another time. Unfortunately, this night, he left before I made it down to the after-party. Maybe he heard that I would be there, stalking him.
But I got hugged by Derek, Mark, and Ryan, and chatted with the most aware skater I’ve ever met, Ben Agosto, so I temporarily forgot my missing-Nick disappointment. By the way, I sat with Ben’s parents at the 2002 Nationals at the Staples Center, and I can see where he gets his loveliness from.
I’m happy to tell you that I’m giving you plenty of notice for viewing this entertaining show on TV. See below and enjoy!
McDonald’s Family Tribute On Ice airs on NBC on November 16, 2008 at 11AM PST. www.dissonskating.com
“BACK SEATS AND BATHROOM STALLS”
I’ve rarely had a better little theatre experience than the one I had at the newly renovated Lyric Hyperion Theatre in Silver Lake. The evening started off brilliantly with snacks at the attached Lyric Café.
I highly recommend getting to the theatre early for just that purpose. My friend and I had come from an hors d’oeurvre party, so we were thrilled to see desserts. We tried 5(!), with various beverages, and they were all excellent. I’ll definitely be going back soon to do a full review of their fun menu and to visit the amiable Jose Solomon, who operates it.
The whole café situation put us in a great mood, so it worked out perfectly to see the light, clever, (and only 80 minute!) relationship comedy “Backseats and Bathroom Stalls.” There were 6 actors and not a weak one in the bunch, which is such a rarity, I can’t express it enough. It’s impossible to even single anyone out.
I had the pleasure of meeting them all at the fun after-party , and they were nice, too. I had to check to make sure I was still in LA!
And we attended the 10:30PM show, which made everything that much hipper. It’s the perfect time for the clubbies and scenesters, who can’t be seen out before 10PM.
Great snacks, funny play, and nice people, too. What a good use of a Saturday night!
“Backseats and Bathroom Stalls” running through Nov. 23
Lyric Hyperion Theatre 2106 Hyperion Ave. Silver Lake 323-960-7829
CURE IN THE CANYONS
For the second year in a row, I attended a fabulous all-day beauty-fest to benefit Breast Cancer Research. It’s called Cure In The Canyons, and this year it was held at the Four Season Hotel Westlake Village, which was much easier to get to than last year’s venue way up in the mountains, gorgeous as it was.
This year’s event was perfect and again featured beauty treatments and products, great barbeque lunch, mini yoga classes, and deluxe goodie bags! What could be better?
The fact that they offered yoga, massages, and facials meant that you didn’t have to dress-up, which made the event that much more appealing. (Except for that someone last year said to me on the phone after, “Oh, you’re the girl who was in pajamas!” I was actually wearing Joe Boxer pants, but I bet I was the most comfortable guest!)
The venue itself, on the manicured grounds of the gorgeous hotel, was perfect, as was the weather. We felt like we were out of town for the week-end! It was very peaceful. And the attendees were all well-behaved–no pushing or shoving or cutting into lines as seems to be the norm nowadays. It was just a very laid-back vibe.
My friend, Lucia, another girly girl like me, loved everything I did. We couldn’t get enough of the delicious pizza that was catered by John J. Bard of Simply Good Food, along with their entire sumptuous barbeque menu. They really had every dish you could want in a meal like that and then some. The pizza was extra welcome because it was so unexpected.
Our two favorite beauty services were getting our brows shaped by Megan of Billion Dollar Brows, which is headquartered in Beverly Hills, and manicures by OPI, using they’re new French line. (Last year it was Russian. Can’t wait for next year’s line–Maltese, perhaps?) I usually do my own manicures, and they’re good enough, but these OPI techs always do the longest-lasting, and best ones, ever. I’m thrilled with my Bastille My Heart.
CITC had so much to do that even though Lucia and I were there for the entire five hours, we never got around to hair and make-up. Just as well because I was too tired to go out that night anyway. I was just as happy to stay in and go through my sumptuous goodie bags! What a haul, let me tell you! Lucia and I have been comparing notes on all the fun products since then.
There was a bonus gift for carpoolers, too, in addition to the happiness that should come from knowing that we’re helping to save the planet. (Which I may not be doing anymore, by the way–during the illiterate recent Video Music Awards, I told Mr. X that the show was making me want to stop my excessive re-cycling cause I have no desire to save the planet for those idiots!)
We had all this fun and fabulosity (I just coined a word!) for a mere tax-deductible contribution of $55! What a deal! Relaxation, beauty, pink champagne and chocolates, wonderful food, and helping such a worthy cause. What could be better? Hope to see you all there next year. I’m going to start resting up for it now.
Cure In The Canyons Oct. 4, 2009 www.cureinthecanyons.com
SYLVIE’S SKIN SPA ANNIVERSARY PARTY
Though I don’t live that far from the valley, I had not heard of Sylvie’s Skin spa before. But through a friend, I got invited to their 25th Anniversary party. Wow, that’s a long time to be in business! Very commendable.
The party was so well done that I must tell you about it. When we walked in the door, we were given a goodie bag immediately! What a welcome change than the rest of the events that don’t give them out until the end when guests are either too drunk or tired to care, or schnorrers grab several. Then there are those of us who are distracted by hoping they don’t run-out before we leave, which happens quite often. At Sylvie’s we were free to relax and eat!
We did just that on the fabulous food catered by the near-by Coral Tree Café. I had never been a fan of their food till this party, when I couldn’t get enough of it! The pastas and salads were absolutely delicious! The choices complemented each other so well. I actually tried to hide in a corner by myself because I didn’t want to chat instead of concentrating on the flavors.
Even better than the food, though, was the chair massage by Jeremiah Madero, the strongest guy I’ve met in a while. When he felt my tight-as-a- neck and shoulders, he incredulously asked when my last massage was. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I had had two earlier that day, at different gifting suites. He got right to the heart of the matter and is the only one who actually helped me.
Sylvie’s Skin Care 17071 Ventura Blvd. Encino 818-905-8815
SOMALY MAM FOUNDATION DINNER
I put in just a brief appearance here because I had to tape my show the next day, and had a lot of work to do. But it was for a great cause (check out the charity’s site below), the food was catered by master Thai chef, Tommy Tang, with water provided by VaVa Water, and Three Boy Productions goodie bags, so it had no downsides (except for being held outdoors in frizzy weather. But it was so dark that we couldn’t see each other anyhow, so what the heck.)
The highlight to me was meeting the adorable Robbie Jones, who just finished his run on “One Tree Hill,” which is one of my favorite shows. He played the late teen basketballer, Quentin Fields, and I cried my guts out during his character’s funeral.
I had co-starred with another actor from that show, Antwon Tanner, in the most recent film I did (don’t ask!), so I was brave enough to talk to Robbie at the party and tell what a fan of his I had become. Man, is he adorable! What a lovely, charming, enthusiastic young guy he is! How great for our business. (BTW–”OTH” has a knack for casting actors with few, or no, previous credits, and they all work out. Maybe I should send the casting department my limited resume for consideration! I already know everything about the show!)
Somaly Mam Foundation www.somaly.org