I BEG OF YOU TO BE SMART WITH YOUR VOTES TOMORROW!
I hate when people and publications invoke the pat plea to “VOTE!” They think they’re being civically-minded, but what they all really mean is, “Vote only if you’re on the same side as I am!” So that’s what they should just say.
Whenever I hear someone utter that foolishness on TV, I always have to add aloud, “Only if you’re a Democrat!” Why would I be telling MAGA idiots to vote?! If it was up to me, I’d give them the wrong date for Election Day! Anyone who’s voting for Orange Hitler is dumb enough to believe it.
So I am begging everyone to please, please, please vote for Kamala Harris for President tomorrow.
It’s not even about her. Nor is a vote for Harris against the Republicans, in general. It’s about making sure to not have an absolutely dishonorable creepy moron leading this country.
I honestly cannot understand how anyone with even half a brain could vote for Orange Hitler. What could be in those people’s minds??? Have they never listened to him? Nor watched his inanity at his rallies? Nor even just looked at him???
Besides everything wrong with him physically, (his nauseating voice, his disgusting hair, his fake-tanned face,) and his absolute insensitivity to life, (mocking that disabled man; giving his detractors immature and derogatory nicknames; and perhaps worst of all, sending that dangerous crowd to kill his Vice President,) I really don’t want a President whom I’m a zillion times smarter than! I want a leader who’s a thousand times smarter than I am!
And Trump the Lump, (see?—I can do it, too!,) is evil. I’m really worried about what will become of this country if he’s elected. All normal people may really have to leave, which I do not want to do.
This says it all.
I’m loath to list all the sickness of his Project 2025 because I choose not to participate in even putting it out into the universe. But, if you are undecided about for whom to vote, I beg of you to check out that manifesto, which is very akin to the fictional The Handmaid’s Tale, before casting your vote. Unless you don’t mind losing your liberties, of course.
So many people have put this argument against Trump much better than I have, so I implore all of you “undecideds” to research the topic before Tuesday.
One last quick thing—I admit that I agreed with everyone who thought that Joe Biden is too old and possibly too infirm to be President for the next four years. I had been worried about that possibility since months before the debate. So how about you MAGA people person-up and admit that Orange Hitler is also waaay too old, and much more infirm, to even be running! If you need proof of his burgeoning insanity, I suggest you watch his recent Town Hall where after the speaking, he just stood there and attempted to bop to random music…for forty minutes!!! That was beyond worrisome! I think that proved he’s absolutely losing what little mind he had to begin with. And then his not being able to open the door of a garbage truck, which he proceeded to sit in to talk to reporters, was even more craziness. And just yesterday, he thought he was in Pennsylvania when he was actually in North Carolina! The man is not just evil—he’s very confused.
Please heed this.
So, if you’re a Republican, please, please, please heed the warnings of your own party’s smarter leaders, such as Geoff Duncan, (who wisely explained when he spoke at the DNC, “Republicans—a vote for Kamala Harris does not mean you’re a Democrat; it means you’re a patriot,”) and Adam Kinzinger, (who implored, “We must put country first,”) and then mensch-up and do the right thing—vote for intelligence and sanity, and especially democracy, by casting your vote for Kamala Harris!
And if you’re a Trump blockhead, don’t forget to vote…on Wednesday!
