CREEPY UNAPOLOGETIC FELON FELICITY HUFFMAN IS MAKING ME SEE RED RIGHT NOW!

After seeing red last week due to all the lies told by Gerry Turner, the “Golden Bachelor,” (if you missed my in-depth article about it on Monday, here’s the link: itsnotaboutme.tv/news/juicy-gossipkarens-rantstelevision–you won’t be sorry you read it,) I thought I could finally calm down. But then the creepiest of creeps, Felicity Huffman, re-surfaced  a day or two later, about four years after being incarcerated for knowingly breaking the law by paying someone to take her daughter’s SAT for the (according to her mother’s actions) not-too-bright girl.

Besides that what she did is illegal, (and she knew that it was going in!,) Huffman is now humiliating her daughter by letting us all know her offspring was too dumb to get into a good college on her own!

And Huffman’s lying excuse is that she would have been a “bad mother” if she hadn’t cheated for the girl! How does this prevaricator and excuse-maker-supreme think that even the most gullible among us would believe that for even one second??? I think we all need Katie Couric to interview this liar, after torturing the lying bachelor man the other day!

She was actually a bad mother for trying to teach her daughter that cheating and criminal activity is better than good old fashion work. (Hopefully, the girl learned how incorrect that is.) The felon should have used her beaucoup bucks to get the girl a tutor in the first place. And if she still couldn’t do well enough on the SAT, she could have gone to a junior college, as so many people do! But this low-life Huffman thought that she and her family are above all that, and that cheating was the way to go. How morally repulsive of her.

So now, after four years, she’s all of a sudden doing television interviews, to try to make herself seem nice. But she’s not even apologizing! At all. She’s just rationalizing. (To only herself, really, because everyone else knows that Felicity Huffman is just an unrepentant cheater who is one hundred percent aware of just how wrong what she did is! If she really does not understand the magnitude of what she did, she’s the one who needs a tutor! A life one!)

And she brings along a woman who runs a charity for previously incarcerated women to declare that Huffman is good because she worked with them…when she was court-ordered to do so!!!

She’s still helping them, but anyone with an eye can see that she’s just doing that to attempt to look good. To that end, she even took part in the organization’s fundraiser the other night. And she began her speech with, “I’m a felon,” with a smile, to pander to her fellow jailbirds in the crowd. She thinks that’s the same as a “mea culpa,” which it definitely is not. I almost vomited when I saw that bit on the news.

Felicity Huffman is actually not the least bit contrite about her felony; she’s just trying to get the public on her side now. I’m venturing a guess that it’s because, after lying low out of the public eye for these few years, (which she was most likely advised to do by her crisis management team,) she’s hoping to be hired as an actress again.

So my fervent plea to everyone in power in show business is: please do not ever hire this disgusting felon! No normal person ever wants to see her again. There are a zillion other actresses in the world, most better than Huffman, and just about all of them more attractive than that miskite is!

I seriously hope this is the last we ever hear of her odious, disturbing family.

To back-up that assessment I just made, here’s my personal story about her even-more-nauseating husband, William H. Macy:

About three weeks before Huffman went to prison in 2019, my friend, Marc, and I sat directly behind Macy and a young blonde woman at a theatre opening night. (I knew it was him by his incredibly greasy vomititious hair.) All of a sudden, the young woman put her hands around his head and started lovingly  undulating her fingers through his hair. Marc and I almost threw up, but our eyes were riveted on them, assuming he was having an affair while his wife was getting ready for the pokey.

Then the two of them began fondling each other’s hands, just as lovers do. The play we were there to see was not very good, so we just kept watching the carryings-on in the row in front of us. We felt like we were watching a peep show! And it lasted just about the entire two hours!

I was pretty surprised that a young girl like that would be so into an unattractive, skeezy, creepy old man. When the lights came on at the end, and we were all leaving, I took a couple of surreptitious photos of her. And then Marc recognized her and told me that she’s Macy’s…daughter!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! As if I wasn’t nauseated enough before, I almost threw-up right then and there. [Note: We did confirm that she is his daughter.]

So, disgustingness runs in that family. If John Phillips (of the Mamas and Papas) were not already deceased at that time, I would have thought that the beyond-lovey-dovey twosome I was witnessing that night was John with his incest-partner daughter, Mackenzie!

As I did the other day, I realize I should have just done one of my YouTube videos on this topic, (especially because I was rocking full make-up while I was writing this,) but I’m so disgusted with Huffman and her even ickier husband that I might have cursed on air. And none of you want to hear that.