MY 2,700TH COLUMN FOR INAM!

I know it’s soooo goony of me to always celebrate each hundredth column here in ItsNotAboutMe.TV, but that’s the kind of hairpin I am. (I honestly don’t even know what that means, but Mr. X used to always say it, and it just popped into my mind as I began that sentience.)

For these special columns, I always try to find an image with the number and actual columns in it! I’m rarely successful, but this time I got lucky!

As each milestone column comes up, I have less and less to say about it. But, for some reason, unknown to even me, I’ve always liked the number 27. Maybe because I wish that’s the age I am. Or because it adds up to 9, which is Mr. X’s favorite number. I can’t figure it out. If I need to microwave something for thirty seconds, I more often than not set it for one minute, just so that I can stop it when it gets down to 27 seconds. A bit nutty of me, I know.

By this late date, I’m kind-of used to the fact that I spend most of my time writing. And here’s a little secret that I never share: I hate writing! Always have. But after so many years of doing it, I sort-of can’t help myself at this point. I almost can’t see, read, or hear anything without writing a review of it in my head! I make myself crazy sometimes.  (Okay, crazier.)

So I just thought of a great way to commemorate this latest accomplishment! And that is—to make this celebratory article my shortest one ever! You read that right.

So, this, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of this one! I don’t know for whom I’m happier—me to not work that hard today or you guys for getting to read so few words from me! So let’s all be happy about it and call it a day!