THAT CREEP NIKKI GLASER’S OFFENSIVENESS
Ahead of the Golden Globes telecast this coming Sunday, I’m finally making time to discuss the show’s horrendously offensive host, Nikki Glaser. She should have been blackballed from the entire industry after she did that supremely sickening monologue on Saturday Night Live a couple of months ago, on November 8th. (But it’s led to me giving you some important potentially life-saving information, so please read to the bottom to receive it.)
Nikki Glaser.
In her painfully-long opening monologue, (it was a record nine minutes of this garbage!,) Glaser made evil supposed “jokes” about rape, pedophilia, human trafficking, slavery, and incest. Lovely woman. I’m still shaking my head over her nerve as I write this!
Those are all topics that should never—I repeat, never!—be joked about! I’m not the only viewer who was horrified by what I was hearing; in addition to people I know mentioning it to me personally, I noticed many on social media calling Glaser’s monologue “vile,” “tone-deaf,” “gross,” “ugh,” “disgusting,” and “an all-time low for this show,” among other descriptive words of that ilk. Someone wrote that “her set felt sad and slimy in its desperation to be edgy,” which is spot-on. (This one comment made me laugh: “I think she’s great at being exactly what men want a female comedian to be. Unimpressive.”)
You know it’s bad when even the usually very amused band members are appalled! (I’m not the only one who noticed their appallment—many people mentioned it to me.) And I hadn’t even noticed this other situation at first, but I read in several places that at the very end of the show, during the “thanks” and “goodnights,” as one viewer put it, “the cast stood back and collectively refused to embrace her on stage.” I don’t think that’s ever happened in the over fifty years of SNL! So I checked it out myself, and they are all correct—the cast stood waaaay back from Glaser, and just hugged each other. They usually all rush to embrace the host, but I guess they were disgusted with her, as well. (I read that some even rolled their eyes at her.)
The SNL cast distancing themselves from the offensive Glaser woman at the end of the show. Photo by Karen Salkin, as is the one at the top of the page of the band’s blank faces during Glaser’s unfunny monologue.
Perhaps even worse than her monologue itself is that, instead of profusely apologizing when the backlash began, Glaser defended what she had said! I’d love to see how funny she thinks those subjects are if they ever happen to her or her friends or family. Will she still be foisting those rotten thoughts on the public then???
I’m also ashamed of Lorne Michaels and anyone else at SNL who was responsible for allowing her to perform such crap. Basically, anyone who hires her now is telling the world that they’re okay with her level of complete offensiveness.
One more view of the SNL cast completely ignoring guest host Nikki Glaser at the end of the show. Good for them! Photo by Karen Salkin.
The Golden Globes organization had already hired her to host this year’s show months before her SNL debacle, so I assume they had no choice now but to keep her. But I’m hoping that those people, (who have already been in hot water with the public, and with Hollywood, in particular, in recent years,) will monitor what she says on their show. I’m sure she’ll make some Jeffrey Epstein jokes, (which are getting a little long in the tooth, in general, at this point,) but that better be it for the pedophile category. (And her very annoying voice makes everything she utters even worse.)
This is basically what you do if someone is abducting you, but the video shows it best.
But one good thing came out of her diabolic monologue. To make sure that no one ever goes through something as horrible as being trafficked, I did research to figure-out a way to counteract the vile things that dreadful woman said in the guise of humor. So now I’m sharing this video that will show how to ask for help in similar situations to what that idiot was making jokes about! Please watch it, commit it to memory, and share it with as many people as you can: www.x.com/Gradjanin5/status/1987997911322341731?s=20. I hope you never have to use it, of course.
And I wish you true safety from everything she mentioned!
By the way—I’ll remind you of this again on Friday, but I will try my best to tweet my thoughts on the Golden Globes on Sunday as they go along, because I may not have time to review them officially in my upcoming birthday week! However, the show is on against the football play-offs, so I haven’t yet decided which to give up watching live. Just in case, my Twitter handle is still @MajorCelebrity.
