{"id":948,"date":"2010-03-30T20:47:44","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T00:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=948"},"modified":"2010-03-30T20:47:44","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T00:47:44","slug":"televisiondancing-with-the-stars-show-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/televisiondancing-with-the-stars-show-2\/","title":{"rendered":"TELEVISION:DANCING WITH THE STARS–SHOW #2"},"content":{"rendered":"

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DANCING WITH THE STARS–SHOW #2<\/h1>\n

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Again, in no particular order:<\/p>\n

Niecy\u2019s dancing actually had me verklempt!!! Even her fingers were graceful last night. And her face actually looked pretty in the close-ups. And she cracked me up, which is very hard to do, unless you\u2019re Mr. X, Dame Edna, Chris Rock, Jackie Mason, May Rose Salkin, or Ronnie Hazel, Jr.<\/p>\n

\"1269972380_niecy-290\"I was shocked at how bad Evan was! Even though I\u2019m far from a fan, I, erroneously, expected him to be the best. Did anyone else notice that he was so pigeon-toed? And that he literally had nothing to say? And that he was blank again, and didn\u2019t smile for his competitors? That\u2019s just how he is in his skating career.<\/p>\n

As I watched Jake, The Bachelor, try to move, I couldn\u2019t help but think how awful sex with him must be. But at least the colors of his and Chelsie\u2019s outfits were mouth-watering.<\/p>\n

Nicole looks a lot like Sophia Vergara, the Columbian bombshell on Modern Family<\/em>. If she and Derek Hough don\u2019t win this season, it\u2019s just not fair. I would have given that jive last night a 10, as two of the judges did.<\/p>\n

I still can\u2019t over last year\u2019s break-up of Maks and Karina. They appeared to be the perfect couple. Some idiots have written that he might be seeing his partner this year, Erin Andrews. I say no way would he be attracted to someone so goony, ungraceful, and unsexy, who\u2019s always hunched-over. At least I hope not!<\/p>\n

Brooke keeps wearing my old outfits! But, unlike moi, she stands so insecurely in them, which ruins the line. She\u2019s still better than that creep Samantha Harris, though. But she\u2019s got to stop making the interviews about her! Especially with her former partner, Derek.<\/p>\n

I absolutely loved Buzz Aldrin dancing to Fly Me To The Moon<\/em>! Sometimes the producers actually get the music right. That number was so charming. And I love Ashly\u2019s blue dress, and how adorable she is with Buzz.<\/p>\n

Pamela Anderson did great! You go girl.<\/p>\n

I think Chad Ochocinco is adorable, but he\u2019s badly in need of the posture bar.<\/p>\n

And once again, last night proved that the choice of music makes all the difference.<\/p>\n

I hope that the one who goes home tonight is Evan or Kate. Fingers crossed.<\/p>\n

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DANCING WITH THE STARS–SHOW #2 \u00a0 Again, in no particular order: Niecy\u2019s dancing actually had me verklempt!!! Even her fingers were graceful last night. And her face actually looked pretty in the close-ups. And she cracked me up, which is very hard to do, unless you\u2019re Mr. X, Dame Edna, Chris Rock, Jackie Mason, May<\/p>\n

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