So, here\u2019s my take on some of the true or not stories from gossip mags and sites, including the two about female Oscar winners with recent marital strife:<\/p>\n
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–The saddest one by far is the story of Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock. To me, it does have the ring of truth. But why do these pig women have to go public with these spiels??? Just keep them to yourself. Do they think that telling these tales is going to get the guys to want to be with them? Of course not! Actually they all do appear dumb enough to think so. If they liked the guy enough to engage in affairs with them, why want to hurt them? Or more importantly, their loved one? I just don\u2019t get it. Plus, they make themselves known as even more of a skank than they were perceived to be before their allegations. Obviously, they\u2019re just after the money and infamy, so why am I even trying to figure out the minds of douche bags?<\/p>\n
In the beyond disappointing case of Sandra and Jesse, this is how I think the James Gang should handle it: [Note: These aren\u2019t my usual jokey ideas; I genuinely feel for her.] If they want to stay together, they have three options for saving face. 1) Say that they were, indeed, separated when she was on location filming The Blindside<\/em>. That\u2019s only sort-of a lie because they were separated\u2026by distance. Just say that they kept it quiet then, to not disturb the filming, but have since reconciled. Or 2) Say that they had a pact back then that they can sleep with others because they have physical needs and would be apart for so long, and so she knew about it, and it meant nothing. Or 3) Say that they were experimenting with open marriage because Monique and her husband recommend it.<\/p>\n Or best idea yet, she should leave his sorry-ass immediately, and never look back!<\/p>\n No matter what, the whole situation is just so sad, especially because Sandra\u2019s been on all the talk shows, including being Barbara Walter\u2019s last guest (on her Oscar night specials) singing the praises of her husband and their marriage. The quote that\u2019s been ringing in my ears since the story broke is the one from her Golden Globes win, where she said something to the effect that until she met Jesse, no on had ever \u201chad her back\u201d before. Ouch now. Cheating on her is just the opposite! If that\u2019s \u201chaving her back,\u201d how will she ever trust anyone ever again?!<\/p>\n In addition to being hurt terribly, and now being miserable, disappointed, and heart-broken, if this story is true, she has to be humiliated. But why did she trust a tattooed biker to begin with???<\/p>\n [Note on this one: how soon until attention-hungry Anne Hathaway \u201creaches out\u201d to Sandra over both being involved with low-lives? There\u2019s a new best friendship just waiting to happen.]<\/p>\n BTW–Brangelina is my third favorite couple, right behind No. 2 Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon and No.1–Mr. X and ME!!!<\/p>\n It boils down to this: he\u2019s a creep and she\u2019s nuts. In long relationships, I can see forgiving one little sexual fling, or maybe even an affair where the guy actually thought he was in love with someone else, but then realized that his spouse was really the one for him. But Tiger\u2019s indiscretions were just way too many and downright nasty. How can Elin ever have sex again with what must be an STD incubator by now? I shudder just imagining it. (Actually, I shudder at the thought of having sex with that boring robot anyway.) This is another one I\u2019m just scratching my head over.<\/p>\n And, just for the record, as much as I\u2019ve always dreamed about receiving an Oscar, (although my acting roles would probably prohibit that anyway,) I\u2019d rather stay with Mr. X forever than anything else in the world. And all these sad break-up stories make me glad that he doesn\u2019t get out much!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" GOSSIP SITE STORIES (or REASONS YOU DON\u2019T WANT TO WIN THE OSCAR FOR BEST ACTRESS) \u00a0 As someone who, in recent years, was a writer for People.com\u2019s celebrity news section, I\u2019m very familiar with the subject, and just how the word gets around. When that site joins in the fray, it\u2019s usually true because they<\/p>\n![\"crop\"](\"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/crop-150x150.jpg\" "\\"crop\\"")
–One of the stupidest stories around is that Johnny Depp\u2019s longtime girlfriend and mother of his children, with whom he seems to have an almost supernatural love affair, has begged him to drop-out of his film with Angelina Jolie because she\u2019s afraid the two stars will wind-up together. First of all, and most importantly, look at Johnny and look at Brad–would Angie leave her gorgeous, intelligent, caring guy for a weirdo who had a gold front tooth (or teeth, I can\u2019t bear to look to know the answer) put in for a role??? As insane as some of you thinks she is, she\u2019s not that<\/em> crazy! And I also view Vanessa Paradis as the most secure girlfriend ever. So, I think both couples will stay put.<\/p>\n![\"tiger_woods_2005_wife2\"](\"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/tiger_woods_2005_wife2-150x150.jpg\" "\\"tiger_woods_2005_wife2\\"")
–I still don\u2019t know why Tiger\u2019s wife is sticking around! Some think it\u2019s \u201cfor the sake of the children,\u201d but what kind-of message does that send them, especially when they get old enough to comprehend the situation??? The girl will think it\u2019s okay to accept behavior like that in a spouse, and will have trouble in her own relationships, and the boy will think he can get away with anything and it\u2019ll all be good. Didn\u2019t Tiger\u2019s father cheat on his mom? Look how well that all worked out for his family.<\/p>\n![\"kate-winslet-split-man\"](\"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/kate-winslet-split-man-150x150.jpg\" "\\"kate-winslet-split-man\\"")
–Last, and really least, as well, there\u2019s the break-up of the marriage of Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Word is that they were \u201cbored.\u201d So, good for them for knowing that! A bored couple getting a divorce! Wow, what a news story!<\/p>\n