{"id":8248,"date":"2012-08-10T14:04:23","date_gmt":"2012-08-10T18:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=8248"},"modified":"2012-08-10T14:04:23","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T18:04:23","slug":"list-seven-most-important-needs-on-a-desert-island","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/list-seven-most-important-needs-on-a-desert-island\/","title":{"rendered":"LIST: SEVEN MOST IMPORTANT NEEDS ON A DESERT ISLAND"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>SEVEN MOST IMPORTANT NEEDS ON A DESERT ISLAND<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A reader suggested this next list, and it took me awhile to narrow down the items.  But here it finally is, in no particular order:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/Desert-Island-1-TS.jpg\" title=\"Desert-Island-1-TS\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-8251\" title=\"Desert-Island-1-TS\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/Desert-Island-1-TS-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>A handy, attractive, intelligent guy!<\/p>\n<p>Eyelash curler  (I know many say mascara, but a curler doesn&#8217;t run out of product and can be just as effective, especially if you have no other make-up)<\/p>\n<p>Lip balm<\/p>\n<p>Sun block<\/p>\n<p>Blanket<\/p>\n<p>Ponytail band<\/p>\n<p>Earrings (Perhaps the most important because I think no female face can looks its best without them!)<\/p>\n<p>The funny thing is that I&#8217;ve had this conversation, in different variations, several times before over the years.  When I had this fun group of guy friends, during my recent clubbing days, we had many discussions of what <em>person<\/em>, not <em>item<\/em>, you&#8217;d want with you on a desert island.  My best friend among them (whom we&#8217;ll call N) said he&#8217;d, of course, choose <em>me<\/em>, unless they had a basketball hoop and ball; in that case, he&#8217;d need a guy for more athletic competition.  (I guess he never saw my jump shot!)  His closest guy pal, (whom we&#8217;ll call B,) who resented my ascension to N&#8217;s bestie, thought it was a contest between himself and me, and that he would beat me out in N&#8217;s affections.  When I pointed out to B that N said he&#8217;d choose <em>me<\/em>, B said, &#8220;Of course he&#8217;d choose you!  He knows that you&#8217;re the only one who&#8217;s smart enough to figure out how to get off the island!&#8221;  Touch\u00e9.  But let&#8217;s hope it never comes to that, with or without the seven items listed.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the reader for the idea for this column!  [Note: when you guys make suggestions, please let me now if you want the credit for coming up with the concept. Otherwise, you&#8217;ll stay anonymous, like this guy did, though I want to thank him in print.] <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SEVEN MOST IMPORTANT NEEDS ON A DESERT ISLAND &nbsp; A reader suggested this next list, and it took me awhile to narrow down the items. But here it finally is, in no particular order: A handy, attractive, intelligent guy! Eyelash curler (I know many say mascara, but a curler doesn&#8217;t run out of product and<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/list-seven-most-important-needs-on-a-desert-island\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}