{"id":66116,"date":"2026-07-10T07:07:36","date_gmt":"2026-07-10T07:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=66116"},"modified":"2026-07-10T07:07:36","modified_gmt":"2026-07-10T07:07:36","slug":"karens-lessons-please-espn-buy-your-tennis-commentators-an-ly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/karens-lessons-please-espn-buy-your-tennis-commentators-an-ly\/","title":{"rendered":"KAREN&#8217;S LESSONS: PLEASE, ESPN, BUY YOUR TENNIS COMMENTATORS AN \u201cLY!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>PLEASE, ESPN, BUY YOUR TENNIS COMMENTATORS AN \u201cLY!\u201d<\/h1>\n<p>I feel like I need to host the <em>Wheel of Illiteracy<\/em>! For a <em>lot<\/em> of people who don\u2019t speak correctly. But for <em>this<\/em> fortnight, I\u2019m concentrating on the ESPN tennis commentators. And on one particular thing they say wrong, just about <em>all<\/em> the time.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_66121\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/twinkl-cards-e1783666970876.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-66121\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-66121\" src=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/twinkl-cards-e1783666970876-300x155.png\" alt=\"ESPN needs to buy their staff these flash cards by Twinkl!\" width=\"300\" height=\"155\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/twinkl-cards-e1783666970876-300x155.png 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/twinkl-cards-e1783666970876-1024x529.png 1024w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/twinkl-cards-e1783666970876.png 1165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-66121\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">ESPN needs to buy their staff these flash cards by Twinkl!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Hence my grammar lesson for today is \u201cAdverbs.\u201d The category choice is because those tennis commentators obviously never heard of an \u201cly!\u201d Seriously, how can they <em>all<\/em> leave those letters off every word that should definitely have them at the end???? They must have all been absent that day! And why is there not one person on the rest of the staff who\u2019s intelligent enough to correct them??? Or at least read my tweets on the topic, and realize someone has to say something to them??? I honestly can\u2019t understand it.<\/p>\n<p>I was going to save this subject to include in my Wimbledon 2016 wrap-up, (which will have to wait over a week from the end of the tournament,) but their communal practice of leaving the \u201cly\u201d off just about word that needs it has become even more like nails on a chalkboard to me, so here we are.<\/p>\n<p>In case you don\u2019t remember your \u201cadverb\u201d lessons yourself, here\u2019s the very brief explanation: When verbs, such as \u201caggressive,\u201d are used to describe <em>how<\/em> an action is performed, the suffix \u201cly\u201d is added to the word, making it into \u201caggressively.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, when you want to state how an athlete is playing tennis, (or any sport or game,) the correct term is that he or she is playing \u201caggressively.\u201d Simple enough to understand and put into practice, right?<\/p>\n<p>But these ESPN commentators do not get that very simple concept!!! How is that possible? Some of them even went to college! But they all speak like they didn\u2019t even pass kindergarten!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_66118\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-06-29-at-7.14.28\u202fPM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-66118\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-66118\" src=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-06-29-at-7.14.28\u202fPM-300x298.png\" alt=\"Caroline Wozniacki. Photo by Karen Salkin.\" width=\"300\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-06-29-at-7.14.28\u202fPM-300x298.png 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-06-29-at-7.14.28\u202fPM-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-06-29-at-7.14.28\u202fPM-1024x1018.png 1024w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-06-29-at-7.14.28\u202fPM.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-66118\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Caroline Wozniacki. Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Here are just a very few examples, with notes from me, from the past two weeks. (If I recorded them <em>all<\/em>, I wouldn\u2019t have time to write anything else! And amusing<em>ly<\/em>, my gmail kept trying to correct all of them when I sent this article to my proofreader!):<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the worst offender is <strong>Caroline Wozniacki<\/strong>. She does it <em>all<\/em> the time! One time, she referred to \u201cthe one who played more <strong>aggressive<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe played <strong>phenomenal<\/strong>,\u201d as opposed to \u201cphenomenal<em>ly<\/em>,\u201d by Sam Querrey, who has many good things to say otherwise.<\/p>\n<p>He also asked a player, \u201cWhat could you have done <strong>different<\/strong> in this match?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris Eubanks<\/strong> said, \u201cHe hit <strong>patient<\/strong>,\u201d instead of the correct \u201cpatient<em>ly<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He also exclaimed, \u201cShe played <strong>flawless<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That one must have been catching, because even the young-ish play-by-play guy, <strong>Mike Monaco<\/strong>, said, \u201cWow\u2014he played <strong>flawless<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat they\u2019ve done so <strong>amazing<\/strong> throughout their careers is\u2026,\u201d said by the older, very wealthy, and usually well-spoken <strong>Jessica<\/strong> <strong>Pegula<\/strong>!!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_66127\" style=\"width: 237px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-10-at-12.04.45\u202fAM-e1783667142840.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-66127\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-66127\" src=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-10-at-12.04.45\u202fAM-e1783667142840-227x300.png\" alt=\"Here's a brief chart to get you started.\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-10-at-12.04.45\u202fAM-e1783667142840-227x300.png 227w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-10-at-12.04.45\u202fAM-e1783667142840.png 660w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-66127\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Here&#8217;s a brief chart to get you started.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>There have been soooooooo many more of those, but it\u2019s offending my ears to even just write them! But you get the picture.<\/p>\n<p>What is wrong with these people? Don\u2019t they hear themselves??? It\u2019s like incorrect grammar is contagious!<\/p>\n<p>Or does ESPN send out a memo to all of them to speak illiterately??? I don\u2019t get how so many of them can be so stupid like that!<\/p>\n<p>So, please anyone at ESPN, I beg of you to buy them all a whole bunch of \u201cly\u201ds! If not for this final weekend of Wimbledon, then at least by next month\u2019s US Open! If worst comes to worst, fly me out to hold a grammar seminar for your entire staff. I\u2019ll do that for you guys <strong>happy<\/strong>! (I hope that you get that I really mean \u201chappil<em>y<\/em>!\u201d)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PLEASE, ESPN, BUY YOUR TENNIS COMMENTATORS AN \u201cLY!\u201d I feel like I need to host the Wheel of Illiteracy! For a lot of people who don\u2019t speak correctly. But for this fortnight, I\u2019m concentrating on the ESPN tennis commentators. And on one particular thing they say wrong, just about all the time. Hence my grammar<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/karens-lessons-please-espn-buy-your-tennis-commentators-an-ly\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":66117,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-karens-lessons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66116"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66130,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66116\/revisions\/66130"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}