{"id":58445,"date":"2024-06-26T14:49:55","date_gmt":"2024-06-26T14:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=58445"},"modified":"2024-06-26T14:49:55","modified_gmt":"2024-06-26T14:49:55","slug":"special-day-my-2500th-inam-column","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/special-day-my-2500th-inam-column\/","title":{"rendered":"SPECIAL DAY: MY 2,500TH INAM COLUMN!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>MY 2,500TH INAM COLUMN!!!!!<\/h1>\n<p>This is my 2,500th column for <em>ItsNotAboutMe.TV<\/em>! (AKA: <em>INAM<\/em>.) Even <em>I<\/em> can&#8217;t believe it! And I&#8217;ve seen myself write them all!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_58455\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screen-Shot-2024-06-21-at-6.44.45-PM-e1719020817311.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-58455\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-58455\" src=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screen-Shot-2024-06-21-at-6.44.45-PM-e1719020817311-300x240.png\" alt=\"If you examine this image closely, you'll notice that it says &quot;2500&quot; up the left side, and &quot;Columns&quot; in the middle. Which is a unique way of celebrating my 2,500 columns!\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screen-Shot-2024-06-21-at-6.44.45-PM-e1719020817311-300x240.png 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screen-Shot-2024-06-21-at-6.44.45-PM-e1719020817311.png 303w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-58455\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">If you examine this image closely, you&#8217;ll notice that it says &#8220;2500&#8221; up the left side, and &#8220;Columns&#8221; in the middle. Which is a unique way of celebrating my 2,500 columns!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I feel like Minnesota Timberwolf Karl-Anthony Townes during the recent basketball play-offs when he claimed that he shoots an astonishing<em> fifteen hundred<\/em> shots a day, which all the commentators pooh-poohed, saying that\u2019s just not possible. And writing 2,500 articles seems like the same impossibility for yours truly.<\/p>\n<p>But it is, indeed, true. If the pandemic hadn&#8217;t hit, there would have actually been many more by now because <em>INAM<\/em> was a five-days-a-week publication prior to the middle of March 2020. But it was difficult to keep that up when there was nothing happening in the outside world to write about! Am I right or am I right?<\/p>\n<p>So I had to cut back to just two or three columns a week during that siege, and write mainly essays or about sports.<\/p>\n<p>But we\u2019ve been back on track and running right on time for a while now, even though I got sort-of used to the luxury of not having to work as hard as I had been doing for years before life slowed down for most of us. (Except for first responders and essential personnel, of course.) So now I&#8217;m extremely grateful to have the world-at-large back and vibrant again. There are sooo many shows and events to review for you now, in addition to the plethora of gossip and gifting.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_58451\" style=\"width: 544px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/thumbnail_Screen-Shot-2024-05-28-at-7.22.05-PM-e1719020930850.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-58451\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58451\" src=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/thumbnail_Screen-Shot-2024-05-28-at-7.22.05-PM-e1719020930850.png\" alt=\"Yay!\" width=\"534\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/thumbnail_Screen-Shot-2024-05-28-at-7.22.05-PM-e1719020930850.png 534w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/thumbnail_Screen-Shot-2024-05-28-at-7.22.05-PM-e1719020930850-300x134.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-58451\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yay!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The only category I haven&#8217;t gotten back to <em>fully<\/em> yet is restaurant reviews because I&#8217;m still a bit paranoid about other people touching my food. And not just the preparers and servers\u2014when my posse and I review, we all share. That&#8217;s how we&#8217;ve been doing it for decades, ever since the very first episode of my former TV show, <em>Karen&#8217;s Restaurant Revue<\/em>! The thought of someone else&#8217;s fork digging into <em>my<\/em> dinner is scary now. But, for all you fans of my original reporting purpose in life, I\u2019m happy to remind you that I began doing restaurant reviews again just this week! I hope you read it. (But if you missed it somehow, here\u2019s the link to it: <a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/dining-blue-birdy-gastropub\">itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/dining-blue-birdy-gastropub<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>And now I must end this self-congratulatory missive because\u2026I have to get cracking on my <em>next<\/em> 2,500!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MY 2,500TH INAM COLUMN!!!!! This is my 2,500th column for ItsNotAboutMe.TV! (AKA: INAM.) Even I can&#8217;t believe it! And I&#8217;ve seen myself write them all! I feel like Minnesota Timberwolf Karl-Anthony Townes during the recent basketball play-offs when he claimed that he shoots an astonishing fifteen hundred shots a day, which all the commentators pooh-poohed,<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/special-day-my-2500th-inam-column\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":58454,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-special-days"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58445"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58498,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58445\/revisions\/58498"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}