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<\/a>Chloe Sevigny did herself no favors with that severe old world hair-do and bad make-up, (perhaps her outfit should have just been a bag over her head,) while Jessica Biel, above, obviously forgot to wash and brush her hair!<\/p><\/div>\n
I have never been inspired to spend even one second on this dog-and-pony show, but for some reason, every PR entity on both coasts sent me tons of photos of the arrivals this year. And voila–there were the majority of attendees, looking like clowns. (I semi-hate to say that because I was in an actual<\/em> circus, so, of course, I don’t want to insult hard-working professional<\/em> clowns!)<\/p>\n The first notice I opened listed each guest with first their image followed by the person\u2019s name. The quasi-celebs I had<\/em> heard of, (such as Lana del Rey,) I didn\u2019t recognize, (perhaps because I knew just their names<\/em> and not really their faces<\/em>,) and the rest I had never even heard of before.<\/p>\n And how did all those people afford to pay 75k for just one event, where many of them couldn\u2019t even sit down in their comical outfits, nor eat?<\/p>\n Rita Ora, thinking she looks sexy with her nakedness. But her sheer bodysuit underneath the schmata is all wrinkly. And her hair is disgusting!!!<\/p><\/div>\n And they had to give up their cell phones, so no fun selfies for them. Nor expos\u00e9s on all the craziness. (But what happens if they’re parents, and their kids or babysitters have an emergency??? I surmise that the event must have some hotline inside for urgent situations. Or at least they should<\/em>!) (Wait\u2014maybe they need me<\/em> to run the whole extravaganza next year! My<\/em> art-centric theme would be \u201cWear Normal Attractive Outfits and Cover Yourselves The Frig Up!!!\u201d)<\/p>\n I hesitated to post some of the photos of those desperate peeps, because it\u2019s basically porn, but I want to show you how pathetic they looked.<\/p>\n The near-naked weirdos are one thing; the weight-loss ones are another. I have no problem with the former-chubbos among them using Ozempic (or the like) to lose weight. After all, they\u2019ve all been having plastic surgery and other procedures, (such as botox and fillers,) for years, to update their looks! So why not also do one more thing to look better? Yes, they are potentially hurting themselves with the possible side effects. And I do<\/em> wish people using those drugs for cosmetic<\/em> purposes were not making the supply too short for the diabetics, who need them to live<\/em>!<\/p>\n Kim Kardashian’s weird and dangerous waist.<\/p><\/div>\n But what *shocks me the most about the whole topic is the cost<\/em> of these drugs!!! I recently found-out that they run around $200. a month! So of course<\/em> celebs use it! Who else can afford it??? *[No, I’m not shocked that Oprah Winfrey has been lying about her usage of Ozempic for months\u2014she’s always<\/em> been a liar!!! In case you missed it, this is what I wrote about her weight-loss lies back in December: itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/juicy-gossipkarens-rants-oprah-winfrey-is-a-liar-so-shes-making-me-see-red-right-now<\/a>. I’m coming for Kelly Clarkson next!]<\/p>\n The one major Met Gala physical craziness I do<\/em> have a problem with, though, is Kim Kardashian’s deformed-on-purpose waist. Why would she do that? She says she wants to be taken seriously as an actress, and even more unbelievably, as an attorney-to-be, so why is she doing this to herself??? Not only is her deformed look unattractive<\/em>, it\u2019s dangerous<\/em>! And we all know that some dumb, uninformed teens will try to copy her and wear those crazy way-too-tight corsets to within an inch of their lives. Let\u2019s just hope one doesn\u2019t cost someone her actual<\/em> life!<\/p>\n Kylie Minogue on the carpet with her filthy hair and bad make-up…<\/p><\/div>\n And what was up with all of their filthy hair<\/em>??? When my<\/em> tresses are not exactly their freshest, I either don’t go out in public, or I wear a baseball cap! I don’t even want to be seen by myself<\/em> in the mirror looking like that. But these idiots do it on purpose because some \u201cstylist,\u201d (who actually has no<\/em> style,) insists they look like that.<\/p>\n And they all need to look in big mirrors in bright daylight to see what their make-up<\/em> looks like, without all they filters they use to publish their own<\/em> \u201cbehind-the-scenes\u201d photos. The discrepancies are glaring. (You all really need to look up the pix of Kylie Minogue that day to get an especially good chuckle.)<\/p>\n …compared to her behind-the-scenes filtered shots.<\/p><\/div>\n One last observation of mine is that so many of the women feature one or more of their most unattractive physical features in these insane outfits. For example, I have one word for Demi Moore\u00a0and her uber-wrinkly arms\u2014\u201csleeves\u201d!!! And Michelle Williams needs to cover-up her pasty, out-of-shape legs, while why Cynthia Erivo would show her wrinkled and pudgy belly is anyone’s guess; but definitely not mine<\/em>.<\/p>\n And several of their \u201cafter-party\u201d looks were even worse!<\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a>