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<\/a>The main cast of Perry Mason. (L-R) William Talman as Hamilton Burger, Ray Collins as Lt. Tragg, Barbara Hale as Della Street, Raymond Burr as Perry Mason, (of course!,) and William Hopper as the handsome detective Paul Drake.<\/p><\/div>\n
Well, the real<\/em> TV version of Perry Mason did. Right after I began watching the Raymond Burr series this summer, I found-out that HBO is showing a new, and very different, rendition. My outrage about that situation cannot be contained. (And the extra pain of it is that they picked the new show up on…my birthday! Not a fun b-day gift for my purist self.)<\/p>\n I\u2019m about to discuss the real<\/em> one right in this article, and then you can watch my rant about the bogus<\/em> series, (even though I know some of you are fans of it,) in my latest YouTube video right here: www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7pmz3-qY3n4&feature=youtu.be<\/a>.<\/p>\n First, a bit of background on it all. I most associate Perry Mason<\/em> with being little and having my beloved nanny, Edna, baby-sit on Saturday nights. She\u2019d let us watch all kinds of syndicated shows back then. (During the day, when I was home sick, I always watched very old sitcoms, such as Topper<\/em>, My Little Margie<\/em>, and Oh<\/em> Susannah<\/em>\u2014TV has never been better for me than those times. Except for my own<\/em> former cable show, of course. No one got a bigger kick out of me than…myself!)<\/p>\n But on those Saturday nights, Edna somehow found not just Perry Mason<\/em>, but\u2026How To Marry a Millionaire<\/em>! I think that one was on at 11:30, which was a forbidden hour for my young self.<\/p>\n Which brings us to this<\/em> summer. The dreaded one of 2020. Just as I was about to begin tearing my hair out\u2014because I\u2019ve watched about a hundred times the amount of news I ever did before, (in regular life, I\u2019ve rarely been home by 11PM, and I didn\u2019t watch news at any other time because I was way too busy writing about my glamorous life, prior to the pandemic isolation)\u2014I started craving the simpler times of Perry Mason<\/em>.<\/p>\n This is what I feel like trying to watch all the Perry Mason episodes on my DVR!<\/p><\/div>\n So, I put a timer on my DVR to record the show if ever a station was kind enough to play it, hoping it would be on once or twice. Well, imagine my shock when I found-out that\u00a0Perry Mason<\/em> is on somewhere<\/em> several times a day! I feel like Lucy and the chocolates on the conveyor belt, trying to watch them all before they fill my DVR to capacity! (I hope to be privileged enough to see all 271 episodes before the quarantine is lifted next year.)<\/p>\n But, until I got uber-involved with the recent NBA play-offs and US Open tennis tourney, I was happily watching an average of three episodes a day this summer! And I roped Mr. X into doing it with me. And now that tennis is finally over, which frees-up about twenty hours of each day for me, we\u2019re back on the Perry<\/em> bandwagon.<\/p>\n Angie Dickinson on Perry Mason back in the day.<\/p><\/div>\n After each episode, while the credits roll, we research all the old actors we just saw. But first we try to figure-out who some of the more famous faces are, like a very young Ruta Lee!<\/p>\n And the most<\/em> famous guest ever<\/em> has been\u2014drumroll, please–my very own dear friend, Angie Dickinson!!! We were shocked when we saw her. When Mr. X said, \u201cThat looks like Angie,\u201d I thought he meant the girl just looked<\/em> like her. But it was<\/em> her! She told me afterwards that it was one of her very first roles, and I\u2019m happy to say, she was perfect<\/em> on it! I could totally see why she became such a big star!<\/p>\n Karen Salkin (in the center) flanked by two\u00a0of her all-time favorite actor friends, Ray Buktenica and Angie Dickinson. (Karen can’t believe she’s just two degrees from Perry Mason!) Photo by INAM staff.<\/p><\/div>\n So far, none of the episodes have been ringing a bell for me (because\u2014how many could I have ever seen in my life up until now?) But there\u2019s one I totally<\/em> remember and have been looking forward to, because it involves lipstick and…my name! There was a title I saw on my DVR list that I thought would be it, The Case of the Lavender Lipstick<\/em>, and my mouth was watering to see it. But my linear mind has to watch them all in the order that they\u2019re being recorded now, and this one was in the middle of the pack. And then…it\u2019s one of the episodes that has mysteriously disappeared from my DVR! (And no\u2014Mr. X did not<\/em> delete it. They just keep disappearing, and not even into the Trash on there! No one can figure-out what\u2019s happening to them.) So now I have to wait until that episode comes back around. (Knock on wood that it does<\/em>! And soon.)<\/p>\n Another look at the Perry Mason Fab Five. (Clockwise from top left): Ray Collins, William Talman, William Hopper, Raymond Burr, and Barbara Hale.<\/p><\/div>\n I especially appreciate that there are never superfluous story bits in the entire series. Thank goodness the writers spent all the screen time on the uber-complicated storylines instead of the characters\u2019 personal lives, like way too many of today\u2019s<\/em> scripts do. The only personal things about Perry and his cohorts that we get let in on is in the two-minute tag at the end of each episode, where Della often asks things like, “Which of you handsome gentlemen is taking me to dinner?” That\u2019s really it. There are none of the complications in these scripts like dating issues, someone trying not to drink or do drugs, money and family problems, and things like those, which have nothing to do with the murder mystery. But modern screenwriters seem to feel that they must<\/em> throw in little personal bits; they think they’re fleshing out the story, but they’re just confusing the tale we want to see in its conciseness. I\u2019m just saying.<\/p>\n Everyone always wanted to know what was up between Perry (Raymond Burr) and Della (Barbara Hale)!<\/p><\/div>\n And the music\u2014OMG! That iconic Perry Mason<\/em> theme is just the most perfect marriage of a series and a tune. Just hearing those first few dramatic notes literally makes me so happy. And now, Mr. X walks around the house whistling it\u2014he can\u2019t help himself. I keep thinking that means he\u2019s suggesting we watch an episode right then, but it does not; he just loves that theme song, by Fred Steiner, (no relation to Max Steiner, you film buffs,) as much as I do. (And I\u2019m sure, everybody<\/em> does!)<\/p>\n And, since you\u2019ve read this far, here\u2019s a little confession for you: I realize I have a crush on Perry! Not on Raymond Burr; on the character himself.<\/p>\n If I had known Raymond Burr’s big eyes were blue, I would have had a crush on Perry much earlier than now.<\/p><\/div>\n I know they tried to do a The New Perry Mason<\/em> in 1973, but, of course, it bombed. As I was hoping this new one on HBO, which totally changes the entire scenario, (Erle Stanley Gardner is probably rolling in his grave!,) would. (But, alas, no such luck.) Because, as the more cultured among us know, there’s only one Perry Mason, and he\u2019s Raymond Burr!!! For my rant about the entire situation, here\u2019s the link to my video about it again: www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7pmz3-qY3n4&feature=youtu.be<\/a>.<\/p>\n So now that the tennis tourney is over, I\u2019ve gotten back to my beloved Perry<\/em>. And trust me, I\u2019m grateful for its calming influence in this increasingly sad and stressful year. I suggest all of you join me in giving the old show a whirl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" MY\u00a0SUMMER OF PERRY MASON One of my absolute, hands-down favorite TV shows of my entire life is Perry Mason. And now it\u2019s become relevant for me again because, on this first day of Fall 2020, I\u2019m here to tell you that this classic TV show absolutely got me through this entire trying summer! Well, the<\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a>