{"id":41047,"date":"2019-08-07T17:43:48","date_gmt":"2019-08-07T17:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=41047"},"modified":"2019-08-07T17:43:48","modified_gmt":"2019-08-07T17:43:48","slug":"movie-review-the-lion-king-2019-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/movie-review-the-lion-king-2019-review\/","title":{"rendered":"MOVIE REVIEW: THE LION KING 2019 REVIEW"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>THE LION KING 2019 REVIEW<\/h1>\n<p>Do not take young children to see this movie!!! Period. Dot, dash, end of story. Most of the 2019 version of <em>The Lion King<\/em> is way too frightening and traumatizing. If you thought <em>Bambi\u2019s mother<\/em> getting killed was heartbreaking, wait till you see<em> this<\/em> one!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I <em>do<\/em> know that the same scenarios happened in the 1994 cartoon version, and in the Broadway show that followed, but there\u2019s something about seeing it with computer-generated true-to-life-appearing animals that makes it worse. (Not that I enjoyed the father\u2019s death in <em>any<\/em> form, mind you.)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_40950\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_2859-e1565066808411.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40950\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-40950\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_2859-e1565066808411-300x279.jpg\" alt=\"Photo (of the mural) by Karen Salkin, as is the one at the top of this page.\" width=\"300\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_2859-e1565066808411-300x279.jpg 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_2859-e1565066808411-1024x953.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-40950\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo (of the mural) by Karen Salkin, as is the one at the top of this page.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I\u2019ve never been a fan of stories that feature violent deaths, for adults, and most especially for children. No one has to learn about this oh-too-real\u201ccircle of life\u201d at too young an age. Let kids be kids!!! Sheesh.<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s not just that horrific death that upset me\u2014most of the animals are downright terrifying! Especially the hyenas. I was actually screaming in fear! I grabbed Mr. X\u2019s hands so hard that I injured his thumb!<\/p>\n<p>But to witness the stunning animation, and some of the wonderful performances, (Beyonce\u2019s definitely <em>not<\/em> included!,) <em>grown-ups<\/em> should all see it. I\u2019m partial to actual <em>cartoons<\/em>, but <em>this<\/em> animation is mind-blowing!<\/p>\n<p><em>The Lion King<\/em> plays in some theatres in 3D, but I\u2019m so glad that I did not see it in that format because I think I\u2019d be scared out of my wits to see wild animals running towards me so realistically!\u00a0 (For my really fun story of that happening to me in <em>real life<\/em>, click here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=spG8zu732hM&amp;t=9s\">www.youtube.com\/watch?v=spG8zu732hM&amp;t=9s<\/a>.) Forget the <em>lions<\/em>&#8211;I think I would have fainted if I saw those <em>hyenas<\/em> in 3D!<\/p>\n<p>The funny parts are <em>really<\/em> amusing, but the <em>violent<\/em> parts are <em>soooo<\/em> violent! Leave it to Disney\u2014they always put something sad into their films that are geared towards children. What is wrong with them??? The comedic sections are excellent, but at least two-thirds of <em>The Lion King<\/em> is horrifying animal-against-animal violence. Seeing all that just might give kids (and <em>me<\/em>) nightmares!<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, (which I always am,) two young girls I know, one eleven, one eight, were fine with all of it. But they\u2019re the offspring of the strongest, most mentally-stable couple I know, (who love all things Disney maybe even more than <em>Walt<\/em> did!,) so I can&#8217;t really judge by their reactions. I just wanted to give you another side to my thoughts. (But this is cute\u2014the eight-year-old said that it might scare a <em>three<\/em>-year-old! I love that!)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_40951\" style=\"width: 237px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_2864-e1565066689966.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40951\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-40951\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_2864-e1565066689966-227x300.jpg\" alt=\"(Clockwise from left) Seth Rogen, Billy Eichner, and John Oliver.  Photo (of the portraits) by Karen Salkin.\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_2864-e1565066689966-227x300.jpg 227w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_2864-e1565066689966-776x1024.jpg 776w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_2864-e1565066689966.jpg 1703w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-40951\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Clockwise from left) Seth Rogen, Billy Eichner, and John Oliver. Photo (of the portraits) by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Now, as to the voice performances, it\u2019s actually offensive that Disney has been promoting <em>Beyonce\u2019s<\/em> appearance in this film more than that of the other truly <em>talented<\/em> actors, when she actually utters only a few sentences,* (and sucks at even those!) Yet I\u2019ve never heard one peep about the regal James Earl Jones voicing the father!!! Not only is he the only original cast member from the<em> cartoon<\/em> version, but voices like his, (along with the perfectly evil Chiwetel Ejiofor as Scar, and the comic actors&#8211;John Oliver as Zazu, Seth Rogen as Pumbaa, Billy Eichner as Timon,) are what <em>made<\/em> this movie!!! *(Perhaps the producers made her part smaller after they witnessed her so-much-less-than-stellar performance.)<\/p>\n<p>As a sidebar, I wonder what vegans think of this film which features animals eating other animals. Maybe those zealots want to move to the jungle and make the denizens eat a plant-based diet, too! (But those hypocrites will still keep our carnivore names, like \u201cchicken,\u201d \u201csausage,\u201d and \u201cturkey!\u201d Don\u2019t even get me started.)<\/p>\n<p>I just realized this&#8211;<em>The Lion King<\/em> in live-action is like a Jordan Peele horror film! Everyone&#8217;s upbeat and smiley to start, but we end-up being in for a blood-curdling ride!<\/p>\n<p>So my advice is to see it, but leave the children at home, until they\u2019re at last thirty!!!<\/p>\n<p>This hilarious video, from Honest Trailers, sums up my feelings exactly, in the best way possible:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/HonestTrailers\/videos\/2407575619461495\/UzpfSTEwMDAyOTIwNDIyMDkyOToyMDk5MjM3NjY2NTc3NjM\">www.facebook.com\/HonestTrailers\/videos\/2407575619461495\/UzpfSTEwMDAyOTIwNDIyMDkyOToyMDk5MjM3NjY2NTc3NjM<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE LION KING 2019 REVIEW Do not take young children to see this movie!!! Period. Dot, dash, end of story. Most of the 2019 version of The Lion King is way too frightening and traumatizing. If you thought Bambi\u2019s mother getting killed was heartbreaking, wait till you see this one! 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