{"id":40209,"date":"2019-06-11T13:00:13","date_gmt":"2019-06-11T13:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=40209"},"modified":"2019-06-11T13:00:13","modified_gmt":"2019-06-11T13:00:13","slug":"theatre-the-hitch-hikers-guide-to-the-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/theatre-the-hitch-hikers-guide-to-the-galaxy\/","title":{"rendered":"THEATRE: THE HITCH-HIKER&#8217;S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>THE HITCH-HIKER&#8217;S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY<\/h1>\n<p>I hate to say it, but this is the most off-target production I\u2019ve ever seen at The Wallis. Luckily for you guys, it played this past week-end <em>only<\/em>, so there\u2019s no chance of <em>you<\/em> also wasting your time on it.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_40208\" style=\"width: 215px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945939_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0638-LawrenceKHo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40208\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-40208\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945939_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0638-LawrenceKHo-205x300.jpg\" alt=\"Lucia Towers.  Photo by Lawrence K. Ho, as is the big one at the top of this page.\" width=\"205\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945939_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0638-LawrenceKHo-205x300.jpg 205w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945939_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0638-LawrenceKHo-702x1024.jpg 702w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945939_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0638-LawrenceKHo.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-40208\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lucia Towers. Photo by Lawrence K. Ho, as is the big one at the top of this page.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I still applaud The Wallis for bringing us such a broad range of entertainments, and for giving young people an opportunity like this one; <em>The Hitch-Hiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/em> was produced by The Wallis Studio Ensemble, which is a theater company for \u201cearly-career actors.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That nescience was definitely on display here; this particular group has so much more to learn&#8211;<em>everything<\/em> about their performances was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>The entire presentation was like one of those bad high school presentations on <em>Saturday Night Live<\/em>, where the students think they\u2019re being so profound. But at least the kids on <em>SNL<\/em> are <em>funny<\/em>! That\u2019s what <em>this<\/em> show is\u00a0<em>supposed<\/em>\u00a0to be, but sadly, it missed the mark.<\/p>\n<p><em>The Hitch-Hiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/em> began as a comedy science fiction broadcast on BBC radio in England back in 1978, when hippies were busy asking each other if they \u201cgrok.\u201d People probably listened to it while on LSD. So that might explain the popularity and the longevity because <em>this<\/em> production definitely did not!<\/p>\n<p>Since the series et al has such a loyal cult following, obviously <em>The Hitch-Hiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/em>, in general, has many fans. I don\u2019t think it would have been <em>my<\/em> cup of tea, under <em>any<\/em> circumstances, and\u00a0this offering did not alter that point of view. There was so much opportunity in this often-produced show for fun and merriment. But none of it ever came to fruition here.<\/p>\n<p>I researched it later, to find-out what I had just seen, (since these actors did not give me even a clue,) and it turns-out that, after the radio program, it was turned into several other forms, including novels, comic books, a TV show, a video game, and even a not-too-long-ago movie. So I guess there <em>are<\/em> audiences who are interested in this tale. (But first you need to be able to decipher what the actors are saying.) It\u2019s considered to be in the lonely category of \u201ccomedy science-fiction,\u201d two other aspects you could not tell from this production.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_40207\" style=\"width: 227px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945425_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0636-LawrenceKHo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40207\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-40207\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945425_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0636-LawrenceKHo-217x300.jpg\" alt=\"Tracey Dory. Photo by Lawrence K. Ho.\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945425_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0636-LawrenceKHo-217x300.jpg 217w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945425_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0636-LawrenceKHo-743x1024.jpg 743w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559945425_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0636-LawrenceKHo.jpg 1836w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-40207\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tracey Dory. Photo by Lawrence K. Ho.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>As to the performances, every single member of this big cast tried way too hard.<\/p>\n<p>Because the original radio show\u00a0was in England, several cast members tried to affect a British accent, but none too successfully. Just because it <em>originated<\/em> in England all those years ago, there was no need for them to use English accents. Most of the action takes place in Outer Space! But they did not do <em>alien<\/em> accents, (or\u00a0<em>was<\/em> that were they doing?,) so they needed to drop the bad British ones! I\u2019ve honestly never before seen an entire cast I did not understand! (At least a few of them finally gave up on their clumsy attempts pretty quickly.)<\/p>\n<p>The most guilty of them was Schuyler Girion, who played the Narrator. She was absolutely not trying to help us understand <em>anything<\/em> she was saying&#8211;she appeared to be too busy being impressed with her desperate fake English accent and not-straight-standing self. (But it\u2019s unknown how much of the fault may lie with Madeleine Dahm, the director, who allowed or encouraged the synthetic performance.)<\/p>\n<p>Also annoying was that the cast walked among the audience every now and then. And I have to advise that it was not smart of them to throw a giant ball into the audience; even had it been lighter than it looked and sounded, if it had <em>hit<\/em> someone, the Wallis would have a new moniker, if you get my drift!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_40206\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559944673_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0616-LawrenceKHo_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40206\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-40206\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559944673_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0616-LawrenceKHo_2-300x188.jpg\" alt=\"Sierra Williams. Photo by Lawrence K. Ho. \" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559944673_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0616-LawrenceKHo_2-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/org_img_1559944673_L-Hitch-Hiker06-0616-LawrenceKHo_2-1024x643.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-40206\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sierra Williams. Photo by Lawrence K. Ho.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I always try to find <em>something<\/em> positive to say about everything I\u2019m reviewing, so here are a few of those happy thoughts: The two actors who played twins (or something like that,) Kelvin Morales and Helya Salarvand, spoke pretty much in sync the entire time, which my friend was impressed with. And the occasional dancing was pretty good, especially by Tecey Dory and Viva Kanani Obiajulu Wittman, who I could tell was a dancer right away. (But girlfriend may have to change, or even just shorten, her name! Just sayin\u2019.) The few tiny bits of taped music were fun. (And a relief from the rest of it!) There was one good visual effect, with a disco ball. And my friend got a kick out of the very upbeat Siera Williams, who played Martha Dent, the main character. And <em>one<\/em> actress, Bernadette Sullivan, had a pretty voice, although we didn\u2019t see her. (I think she played an unseen computer.) She was actually the only person I understood all night. She sounded kind-of like Kathy Lee Gifford, so I\u2019m pretty sure she\u2019s a grown-up.<\/p>\n<p>And at least I was able to entertain <em>myself<\/em> during the interminable hour and forty minutes by making a mental list of all the activities I would <em>rather<\/em> be doing, like having a root canal. Or being chased by wild dogs. Or listening to Fergie sing that infamous <em>National Anthem<\/em>\u00a0again.<\/p>\n<p>And I must say that <em>The Hitch-Hiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/em> has <em>one<\/em> distinction\u2014it now outranks the awful <em>Tiny Beautiful Things<\/em> (which was recently at the Pasadena Playhouse) as the most disappointing show I\u2019ve seen in years! So there\u2019s that.<\/p>\n<p>On to the next, Wallis! No matter what, I\u2019m always happy to explore all theatre possibilities with you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE HITCH-HIKER&#8217;S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY I hate to say it, but this is the most off-target production I\u2019ve ever seen at The Wallis. Luckily for you guys, it played this past week-end only, so there\u2019s no chance of you also wasting your time on it. I still applaud The Wallis for bringing us such<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/theatre-the-hitch-hikers-guide-to-the-galaxy\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40205,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-from-theater-to-events-to-the-circus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40209"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40233,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40209\/revisions\/40233"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/40205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}