{"id":3680,"date":"2011-03-30T13:45:26","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T17:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=3680"},"modified":"2011-03-30T13:45:26","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T17:45:26","slug":"television-dancing-with-the-stars-first-results-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/television-dancing-with-the-stars-first-results-show\/","title":{"rendered":"TELEVISION: DANCING WITH THE STARS, FIRST RESULTS SHOW"},"content":{"rendered":"

DANCING WITH THE STARS<\/em>, FIRST RESULTS SHOW<\/h1>\n

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I could not be more disappointed with last night\u2019s results. Mr. X and I never heard of Mike Catherwood before, (as I\u2019m sure is the case with at least 90% of the viewers,) and expected to really dislike him. But he\u2019s charming and funny and self-deprecating, (not to mention extremely handsome, especially when he smiles and lights up his whole face,) and brings so much to the show–they really need him. I have feeling that they\u2019ll find a way to use in the future, as they did for Kenny Mayne and Adam Corolla. Fingers crossed.<\/p>\n

On the other hand, it doesn\u2019t need the trampy Kendra Wilkinson, the full-of-himself though dancing-better-the-second-week Chris Jericho, and, especially, the annoying Wendy Williams. In the middle of the night, I was reading what Ken Levine, a funny guy journalist, wrote about the current crop of contestants, and he listed them with a little blurb about each one, the way that I do. (He\u2019s not copying me–a bunch of us do it. Great minds think alike. Only I wish mine was as great as his is most of the time.)<\/p>\n

When he got to Wendy, he simply said, \u201cLet\u2019s just skip Wendy Williams because the second I see her on the screen or hear her voice I hit fast forward.\u201d I couldn\u2019t have said it better myself–and didn\u2019t! But I second that emotion. Except that I force myself to watch her on this show so that I can relate my true feelings to you. But I guarantee I would never watch her elsewhere. I told Mr. X last night that I seriously get nauseated watching her or listening to her. (And think of what poor Tony, her partner whose name she didn\u2019t know in the beginning, is going through! Oysh.) Mr. X agreed and said she\u2019s really revolting. Perfect adjective for her.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Now back to unfairly eliminated Mike Catherwood. It was really brave of him to even go on the show in the first place knowing that he can\u2019t dance and has a miniscule fan base, if any at all. But he deserved higher marks, and if the judges had given them to him, he might be around for at least another week. There\u2019s no one else in this year\u2019s group who can make us laugh. And he\u2019s the only handsome guy! The whole thing is very sad, as far as mindless television goes, not the world, of course.<\/p>\n

He should have shown his abs! I kept saying he should take his shirt off because I had a feeling he has a good bod. And guess what? He does! We saw him walking his cute tiny dogs on the beach, in a snippet of some show last nigh, and he was wearing just shorts, and I was proved to be correct. Maybe the make-up department didn\u2019t want to have to hide all his tats. Oh well.<\/p>\n

So, let\u2019s hope that the next four weeks bring us the eliminations, in this order, of Wendy (vomit), Kendra, Chris, and Sugar Ray Leonard, and then we\u2019ll see what we\u2019ve got. I hope that the deserving Ralph Maccio wins it all, with Chelsea being in the mix. And, only because I think she\u2019s one of the nicest, sweetest people in the world, I want Petra to go very far, but I\u2019ll understand if she doesn\u2019t. As long as she doesn\u2019t leave before those four others.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DANCING WITH THE STARS, FIRST RESULTS SHOW \u00a0 I could not be more disappointed with last night\u2019s results. Mr. X and I never heard of Mike Catherwood before, (as I\u2019m sure is the case with at least 90% of the viewers,) and expected to really dislike him. But he\u2019s charming and funny and self-deprecating, (not<\/p>\n

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