{"id":34814,"date":"2018-07-06T07:12:18","date_gmt":"2018-07-06T07:12:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=34814"},"modified":"2018-07-06T07:12:18","modified_gmt":"2018-07-06T07:12:18","slug":"special-day-happy-anniversary-to-mr-x-and-me-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/special-day-happy-anniversary-to-mr-x-and-me-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"SPECIAL DAY: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MR. X AND ME 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MR. X AND ME\u00a02018<\/h1>\n

Every year, when Mr. X and my anniversary rolls around, I think I\u2019m going to bore all of you by celebrating it here once again.<\/p>\n

\"4b5e04d349ef25460d70a7dc0def773d--happy-anniversary-wedding-anniversary-quotes-funny\"<\/a>But, it just occurred to me\u2014you guys aren\u2019t keeping track of it because…nobody knows anyone<\/em> else\u2019s anniversary, unless maybe it\u2019s that of their parents or children. Heck, many people forget their own<\/em>!!! (But my<\/em> crazy memory records everything<\/em>. I repeat…ev…ery…thing. Many of my friends ask me for dates of events that happened in their<\/em> lives! So don\u2019t ever mess with me in that area.)<\/p>\n

So, I\u2019m hoping that you all will indulge me as I laud us for making it through yet another year of togetherness. Or, as Mr. X refers to it, a \u201chostage situation.\u201d And I\u2019m more than proud to acknowledge that I am, indeed, his captor! (He also calls me \u201cthe stalker who won,\u201d a moniker with which I cannot disagree.)<\/p>\n

\"Unknown\"<\/a>As you may already know, I\u2019m pretty occupied this week with watching every second of Wimbledon, which means that we cannot go out to celebrate tomorrow, (July 7 is our actual anniversary date,) but it\u2019s no biggie\u2014every day together is a celebration! (Really\u2014even when we\u2019re fighting.)<\/p>\n

So, I just want to wish a very quick Happy Anniversary to my captive<\/del> bae. Love ya, doll!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MR. X AND ME\u00a02018 Every year, when Mr. X and my anniversary rolls around, I think I\u2019m going to bore all of you by celebrating it here once again. But, it just occurred to me\u2014you guys aren\u2019t keeping track of it because…nobody knows anyone else\u2019s anniversary, unless maybe it\u2019s that of their<\/p>\n

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