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<\/a>And not only does Mr. X almost detest<\/em> going out, ever<\/em>, (except to krump dance,) but I<\/em> hate leaving the sports-watching that I\u2019m so famous for. And this is the first week of Wimbledon, which I pride myself on watching every second of. So, to force ourselves to go celebrate would be insane.<\/p>\nBut, we did<\/em> semi-celebrate earlier in the week. On Sunday night, we went down to the beach in Santa Monica for a private fireworks show. That was fabulous<\/em>. (And it\u2019s the beauty of having our anniversary the same week as the Fourth of July!) Only Mr. X says I tricked<\/em> him into going, under false pretenses. I guess I did<\/em> agree to let him broadcast my comments while we were watching the pyrotechnics, but I really didn\u2019t understand what he was asking of me\u2014I can\u2019t commentate on fireworks<\/em>, for goodness sake! I just need to watch them and enjoy, usually with my mouth hanging open.<\/p>\n And that will be my anniversary gift to Mr. X! He always misses my former television show, and encourages me to work more on my channel. So, I\u2019ll let all of you know when I post that new video, which I\u2019m anticipating will not be until Wimbledon is over, in about nine days.<\/p>\n In the meantime, I can\u2019t spend any more time writing now. I have to go celebrate privately with Mr. X. In the house.<\/p>\n Happy Anniversary to Mr. X and me! And they said it wouldn\u2019t last! (And are still<\/em> saying it.)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MR. X AND ME 2017 I\u2019d love to tell you of the incredibly romantic celebration we\u2019re going to have for our umpteenth anniversary today\/tonight, but that\u2019s not us. At all. We are so far from mushy. We\u2019re more into laughing. As much as possible. And not only does Mr. X almost detest<\/p>\n<\/a>And then, on Tuesday, (which was the actual<\/em> Fourth of July,) when I was planning on staying in all day to watch the almost twelve hours of tennis, I decided I had to do a little something to celebrate the patriotic holiday, for just a few minutes. So, I forced Mr. X to accompany me down to a local parade. And I use that term loosely. The most loosely I\u2019ve ever used any<\/em> term! It\u2019s too good a story to not do verbally, so the next time I come up for tennis air, I\u2019ll do a video about it on my YouTube channel for you guys. (Here\u2019s the link to my channel, if you\u2019d like to catch-up on all my previous vids: www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCF7mwI2jwcB2xB9dBCBxLZg<\/a>.)<\/p>\n