{"id":27267,"date":"2017-02-28T19:33:28","date_gmt":"2017-02-28T19:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=27267"},"modified":"2017-03-01T04:27:31","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T04:27:31","slug":"awards-show-oscars-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/awards-show-oscars-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"AWARDS SHOW: OSCARS 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>OSCARS 2017<\/h1>\n<p>I got really sick during the week leading up to Oscars with all the hand-shaking and hugging at every event I attended.\u00a0 So, please forgive me if this is not my sharpest review ever.\u00a0 And I kept switching-around for the arrivals, so I didn\u2019t catch every interview on every channel.\u00a0 And then I was too fascinated with the entire proceedings to take many notes. [Note: My illness also accounts for the very low number of photos here.]<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27275\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8515-e1488310333300.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27275\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27275\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8515-e1488310333300-300x238.jpg\" alt=\"Everyone was happy for Hacksaw Ridge Sound Mixer, Kevin O'Connell, to finally win after a record twenty fruitless nominations. (L to R): John Sieber; David Permut,  the movie's big producer, (who worked on the pic for sixteen years!); and star Theresa Palmer. Photo by Karen Salkin.\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8515-e1488310333300-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8515-e1488310333300-1024x815.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8515-e1488310333300.jpg 1219w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27275\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Everyone was happy for Hacksaw Ridge Sound Mixer, Kevin O&#8217;Connell, to finally win after a record twenty fruitless nominations. (L to R): John Seiber; David Permut, the movie&#8217;s big producer, (who worked on the pic for sixteen years!); and star Theresa Palmer. Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But I must say that this was the absolute best Oscars I\u2019ve ever seen. <strong>Jimmy Kimmel<\/strong> was the perfect host; he should get it as a permanent gig. His bits, like having tourists come in, and having snacks drop from the sky, were just wonderful. Unlike previous hosts (hint: Ellen Degeneres,) he wasn&#8217;t pushing hard and being pretentious; everything he did was just amusing. I\u2019ve never seen an Oscars audience smile that much before!<\/p>\n<p>And the set was beautiful and classy, also without trying too hard. It was the perfect background for the occasion.<\/p>\n<p>And that was the best opening ever!!!!!!\u00a0 I can\u2019t say enough good things about it. <strong>Justin Timberlake<\/strong> is the man. Period. He made everyone happy. I was worried for a second about Jimmy Kimmel being able to follow that upbeat performance with his opening monolog, but it all worked-out great.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27272\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8501.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27272\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27272\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8501-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Theresa Palmer. Photo by Karen Salkin.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8501-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8501-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8501.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27272\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Theresa Palmer. Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>While I\u2019m on the opening musical number for another second, I have to say that the rest of the music choices for the evening, (the entrance and exit bits,) were totally strange. Not one made sense.<\/p>\n<p>Here are my very quick, very few observations of the arrivals shows this time:<\/p>\n<p>There was an idiot woman on local Channel 5 here in LA, who said that there was an \u201coutpouring of support\u201d for Bill Paxton\u2026after he died!\u00a0 What a stupid sentence! It literally made me cringe.<\/p>\n<p>I absolutely loved <strong>Theresa Palmer<\/strong>\u2019s dress. For me, it was the best of the night. And she just had a baby ten weeks ago!!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27273\" style=\"width: 224px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8502-e1488309661577.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27273\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27273\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8502-e1488309661577-214x300.jpg\" alt=\"Kirsten Dunst. Photo by Karen Salkin.\" width=\"214\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8502-e1488309661577-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8502-e1488309661577-733x1024.jpg 733w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8502-e1488309661577.jpg 1142w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27273\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kirsten Dunst. Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Kirsten Dunst<\/strong> looked great in her dress, too. Her face is still funny, (and not in a good way,) but her body looked like a Barbie doll!<\/p>\n<p>That was a hideous dress on <strong>Emma Stone<\/strong>! That girl needs as much help as she can get, and this dress did the opposite. Coupled with her stringy hair and blindingly-white body, the whole look was a fail.<\/p>\n<p>This was the most adorable moment of the arrivals shows: <strong>Ryan Seacrest<\/strong> was talking to <em>Hacksaw Ridge<\/em> star, <strong>Andrew Garfield<\/strong>, about his kiss with Ryan Reynolds at the Golden Globes last month. Then Ryan asked him if he knew whom he was sitting next to at <em>this<\/em> event, and Andrew answered, \u201cHopefully next to someone handsome.\u201d\u00a0 Adorbs!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, let\u2019s get to the few notes I took during the actual show. (I tweeted most of my thoughts live that night. It\u2019s never too late to follow me, so you don\u2019t miss-out the next time: <strong>@MajorCelebrity<\/strong>.)<\/p>\n<p>They did a horrible new thing this year to get winners off the stage. Instead of playing them off with music, they had people come out and <em>usher<\/em> them off the stage! How rude! What will it be next year? Will they hire Sandman (from the Apollo) to <em>sweep<\/em> them off?!<\/p>\n<p>A man who won as part of a team for hair and make-up was in the middle of saying that his wife had died, when he got the bum\u2019s rush off the stage.\u00a0 I\u2019ve never seen that before.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Katherine Johnson<\/strong>, the real woman from <em>Hidden Figures<\/em>, made me cry.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27274\" style=\"width: 211px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8507-e1488309793753.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27274\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27274\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8507-e1488309793753-201x300.jpg\" alt=\"Could Dakota Johnson be any creepier?! Photo by Karen Salkin.\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8507-e1488309793753-201x300.jpg 201w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8507-e1488309793753-687x1024.jpg 687w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8507-e1488309793753.jpg 1056w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27274\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Could Dakota Johnson be any creepier?! Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Dakota Johnson<\/strong> is so bad-looking to begin with, and her filthy hair, with her ear sticking-out, made it so much worse.<\/p>\n<p>The bit with the tour bus group was perfect. And went on for the correct length of time.<\/p>\n<p>Who dressed <strong>Felicity Jones<\/strong>?\u00a0 Her dress was awful, her hair was a mess, and why would she feature her too-white\u00a0chest?!<\/p>\n<p>The way they did the candy drops was brilliant.<\/p>\n<p>I love <strong>Sunny Pawar<\/strong>, the kid from <em>Lion<\/em>.\u00a0 He\u2019s just adorable.\u00a0 He barely even speaks English, yet he did a bit with Jimmy.<\/p>\n<p>The guy who won for Best Live Action Short, for <em>Sing<\/em>, gave a perfect speech about raising kids right.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27276\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8518-e1488309889720.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27276\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27276\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8518-e1488309889720-300x285.jpg\" alt=\"Best Cinematographer. Photo by Karen Salkin.\" width=\"300\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8518-e1488309889720-300x285.jpg 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8518-e1488309889720-1024x975.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8518-e1488309889720.jpg 1211w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27276\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Best Cinematographer. Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The guy who won Best Cinematographer looked great in his suit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kenneth Lonergan<\/strong>, who won for writing <em>Manchester By The Sea<\/em>, gave the perfect speech.<\/p>\n<p>I was so happy for the <em>Moonlight<\/em> writers. I had heard <strong>Barry Jenkins<\/strong> speak earlier this year, and I know what winning that award meant to him.<\/p>\n<p>The winner for Most Ill-Fitting Suit was <strong>Damien Chazelle<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27278\" style=\"width: 205px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8529-e1488309952743.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27278\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27278\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8529-e1488309952743-195x300.jpg\" alt=\"Damien Chazelle.  What a schlep. Photo by Karen Salkin.\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8529-e1488309952743-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8529-e1488309952743.jpg 591w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27278\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Damien Chazelle. What a schlep. Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Leonardo DiCaprio<\/strong> is more gorgeous than ever.<\/p>\n<p>Emma Stone\u2019s win is sooooo undeserved.\u00a0 It happened because the women\u2019s field was a weak crop this year.\u00a0 <strong>Taraji P. Henson<\/strong>, who deserved to win, didn\u2019t even get nominated!!! And they won\u2019t give another one to <strong>Meryl Streep<\/strong>, no matter how much she deserves it. And, <strong>Isabelle Huppert<\/strong>, who perhaps deserved it the most, wouldn&#8217;t get it because she\u2019s old and foreign. This category was such a shame, all the way around. Emma should not have even been nominated!!!<\/p>\n<p>And, as much as you know I love sparkly eye make-up, Emma\u2019s was awful.\u00a0 It made her look like she was crying the whole time.<\/p>\n<p>So, now we come to that bizarre ending. I had just written: \u201cIt\u2019s ridiculous that the snoozefest that is <em>La La Land<\/em> won,\u201d when it turned-out that they did<em> not<\/em>!!! Wow. What a turn of events. <em>La La Land<\/em> producer<strong> Jordan Horowitz<\/strong> handled it well, except for ripping the card from <strong>Warren Beatty<\/strong>&#8216;s hand, which was the height of rudeness.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27279\" style=\"width: 267px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8530-e1488310090604.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27279\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27279\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8530-e1488310090604-257x300.jpg\" alt=\"Samuel L. Jackson, getting all teary-eyed over Moonlight's win. Photo by Karen Salkin.\" width=\"257\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8530-e1488310090604-257x300.jpg 257w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8530-e1488310090604-879x1024.jpg 879w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/IMG_8530-e1488310090604.jpg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27279\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Samuel L. Jackson, getting all teary-eyed over Moonlight&#8217;s win. Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I had predicted on Twitter, before the show even started, that <em>Moonlight<\/em> would win Best Picture, so I was especially happy about that. When a win can make <strong>Samuel L. Jackson<\/strong> tear-up, you know it\u2019s something special.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, the winners were good enough. I was disappointed about only Emma Stone and any other wins for <em>La La Land<\/em>.\u00a0 But I love that I was right-on with my prediction of <em>Moonlight<\/em> winning. [Note: Since I\u2019m never going to do <em>official<\/em> reviews of any of these films, let me just say a few words about why I really did not like <em>La La Land<\/em> right now. For me to not be a fan of something that <strong>Ryan Gosling<\/strong> does is rare. That guy is a great dancer, but they gave him lame choreography, probably because Emma Stone can&#8217;t dance, and they didn&#8217;t want him to outshine her. And it&#8217;s supposed to be a musical, but that fact wanes badly after the first three numbers!]<\/p>\n<p>But I must say that the two most full-of-baloney winners there were Emma Stone and <strong>Viola Davis<\/strong>. Emma thinks she\u2019s amusing, and laughs at everything she says, (but she\u2019s the only one chuckling,) and Viola tries so hard to be profound, and it\u2019s just creepy. Mr. X said she accepted her win \u201cas a character.\u201d I see what he means. The only thing missing was her nose running into her mouth, which seems to happen in every role she does. (You\u2019ll begin to notice that now.) And I hate that she crazily declared, \u201cI became an artist, and thank God I did, because we are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life.\u201d Has she never heard of writers??? Whose words does she think she\u2019s saying when she\u2019s acting? She is so full of herself, but everyone is scared to say that because they\u2019ll look racist or something. It has absolutely nothing to do with race or anything else like that; it\u2019s just not being a fan of pompousness.<\/p>\n<p>Whew\u2014I feel better now. I had to get all those last parts off my chest. So, that&#8217;s it for my thoughts on the 2017 Oscars. Now I have to get back into bed, and try to get rid of my bronchitis. If only Jimmy Kimmel could have some elderberry oil drop down on me, I think I\u2019d be on the road to recovery soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OSCARS 2017 I got really sick during the week leading up to Oscars with all the hand-shaking and hugging at every event I attended.\u00a0 So, please forgive me if this is not my sharpest review ever.\u00a0 And I kept switching-around for the arrivals, so I didn\u2019t catch every interview on every channel.\u00a0 And then I<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/awards-show-oscars-2017\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-awards-shows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27267"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27313,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27267\/revisions\/27313"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}