{"id":231,"date":"2009-12-09T13:18:16","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T17:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=231"},"modified":"2009-12-09T13:18:16","modified_gmt":"2009-12-09T17:18:16","slug":"tiger-woods-controversy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/tiger-woods-controversy\/","title":{"rendered":"KAREN'S RANT: TIGER WOODS CONTROVERSY"},"content":{"rendered":"
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TIGER WOODS CONTROVERSY<\/h1>\n

Okay, okay, I really didn\u2019t want to weigh-in on this one–the whole scenario seems like a no-brainer as to the public\u2019s new opinion of him. But I can\u2019t believe that nowhere in print or on television, (and believe me, I\u2019ve looked!) have I seen my<\/em> theory of what will happen next. First, some thoughts on the background of the debacle, then my prediction:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Could Tiger's tears be for just how badly he's messed-up his life?<\/p><\/div>\n

There\u2019s just so much wrong with the whole mess to begin with. One of the weird things about this whole she-bang for me is that I can\u2019t even picture Tiger having sex to begin with\u2026with anybody!!! He\u2019s so blah and talks funny and has that big ol\u2019 yellow tooth right in front. He talks like Richard Pryor\u2019s impression of a white man! I just can\u2019t picture him as a ladykiller!<\/p>\n

Also, he has beaucoup bucks, so if he indeed wanted to have as much sex as possible, why didn\u2019t he just go to professionals? He\u2019s paying for it either way, and that would have probably been less expensive, though not cheaper, if you get my drift.<\/p>\n

And what kind-of idiot leaves a voicemail to someone he\u2019s cheating on his wife with by saying his name as identification??? Sounds like he was real close with these girls,<\/p>\n

doesn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

I know this will shock most people who know me, but I would\u2019ve been okay with it if he happened to fall in love with somebody, but just didn\u2019t want to hurt his wife or mess-up his life the way it was. Love I can always understand. But to just be bedding at least seven indiscriminate woman is mind-boggling.<\/p>\n

So, here\u2019s my prediction:<\/strong><\/div>\n

Tiger will go into rehab for sex addiction. It seems that the public loves an admitted, recovering addict of any kind. Then all will be forgiven. As far as the masses and golf fans and sponsors go anyway.<\/p>\n

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As far as his poor wife goes, well, that\u2019s a very different story. She\u2019s in an entirely lose-lose situation. And I\u2019m not talking about money. Either way, she\u2019ll be set for life financially. But in every other way, she\u2019s screwed. Let me count the ways.<\/p>\n

If she stays with him:<\/p>\n

1)she can never, ever trust her wandering husband again, not matter what he says or does.<\/p>\n

2)she\u2019ll basically have to keep him tethered to her at all times, which makes her own life extra hell.<\/p>\n

3)she can never have sex with him without a condom because of all the dirty-looking skanks he allegedly was with! I actually believe most of them on that count.<\/p>\n

4)how could she even get the urge to have sex with someone she should hate a ton by now?<\/p>\n

5)she has to be always be embarrassed in front of family, friends, strangers–hell, the entire world!!!<\/p>\n

6) she\u2019ll be a laughing stock.<\/p>\n

7) she\u2019ll send the absolute wrong message out to all womankind.<\/p>\n

8)she\u2019ll always have the knowledge that her philandering husband paid-out millions of what would eventually be her children\u2019s money, to these awful hos.<\/p>\n

If she leaves Tiger:<\/p>\n

1)see #s 8 and 5 above.<\/p>\n

2)she breaks-up her family.<\/p>\n

3)she deprives her children of seeing their dad on a daily basis, which ultimately changes their lives forever.<\/p>\n

4)she\u2019ll probably never be able to trust anyone ever again! Not good for future relationships. And she\u2019s still young, with miles to go before she sleeps.<\/p>\n

Either way, she\u2019ll have to get tested for AIDS for the rest of her life. The only way I can see them staying together is if they move to a desert island, never to be heard from again. But I think she should just take the kids and move back to Sweden. If Tiger lifts a finger to make them legally stay in this country, then he\u2019s even more of a cad than originally thought.<\/p>\n

So, I predict sex rehab and a major move on at least one of their parts. Bets, anyone?<\/p>\n

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TIGER WOODS CONTROVERSY Okay, okay, I really didn\u2019t want to weigh-in on this one–the whole scenario seems like a no-brainer as to the public\u2019s new opinion of him. But I can\u2019t believe that nowhere in print or on television, (and believe me, I\u2019ve looked!) have I seen my theory of what will happen next. First,<\/p>\n

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