{"id":19615,"date":"2015-08-24T15:39:23","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T15:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=19615"},"modified":"2015-08-24T15:39:23","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T15:39:23","slug":"diningmini-review-public-school-818","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/diningmini-review-public-school-818\/","title":{"rendered":"DINING\/MINI REVIEW: PUBLIC SCHOOL 818"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>PUBLIC SCHOOL 818<\/h1>\n<p>The food at an actual Public School is better than at this Los Angeles restaurant chain! My friend and I had a very disappointing lunch there recently, and it was enough to make us plan on not ever returning. No one did anything<em> very<\/em> wrong; it&#8217;s just chow that isn&#8217;t worth the money. Nor calories!\u00a0 And the whole experience was far from special.<\/p>\n<p>Every time I was in that area of the Valley recently, (which is on the cusp of Sherman Oaks and Encino,) I checked to see if Public School 818 had opened yet. I was really anxious to try it already, mainly because of the cute name. (There are other branches in different areas of LA, and they each have the area code after the \u201cPS\u201d part.) I figured, with a moniker like that, it will have to at least be rocking an adorable interior. You would think, wouldn&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_19624\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screen-Shot-2015-08-16-at-9.15.14-PM-e1439784961782.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-19624\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-19624\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Screen-Shot-2015-08-16-at-9.15.14-PM-300x86.png\" alt=\"The menu, which is where the school theme begins and ends.\" width=\"300\" height=\"86\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-19624\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The menu, which is where the school theme begins and ends.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But outside of the menu covers looking like old-fashioned notebooks, there was nothing else appropriate to the concept.<\/p>\n<p>My friend Nikki and I, who have much different tastes from each other, shared three lackluster dishes. (Two were okay; they were basically just meh.) They all <em>sounded<\/em> good, so we had high hopes.<\/p>\n<p>But those were dashed pretty quickly.<\/p>\n<p>Nikki asked our server to please divide the salad for us. Instead, he brought the one big salad, and not even other bowls to scoop it into! Nor utensils\u00a0for the job, even if we <em>had<\/em> had those extra dishes.\u00a0 We had to ask three different people for the other bowls. The guy finally brought flat <em>plates<\/em>. So, once again we asked for the individual bowls. A girl walking by finally told us they don&#8217;t have small ones. Oysh. So, we said just bring us two large, which the guy should have thought of to begin with!!! But, alas, they brought us just one. And, by the way, there was enough dressing (which we had on the side,) for just a few bites. No matter, the dressing wasn&#8217;t even good anyway.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_19620\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/o-e1439785043317.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-19620\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-19620\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/o-e1439785043317-300x273.jpg\" alt=\"This is what our fries should have looked like to begin with.\" width=\"300\" height=\"273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/o-e1439785043317-300x273.jpg 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/o-e1439785043317.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-19620\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is what our fries should have looked like to begin with.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>By the way&#8211;it was the Tuscan Chop Salad.\u00a0 Nikki <em>did<\/em> enjoy it, except for the dressing.\u00a0 But, even though it had a bit of burrata cheese, my favorite substance on earth, I found it to be tasteless.\u00a0 And, worse than anything, there were tons of olives in it, even though they weren&#8217;t listed!!!\u00a0 I <em>detest<\/em> olives, so they were far from a welcome surprise. And, even if I was was not an olive-eschewer, they didn&#8217;t go with the rest of the ingredients. I brought the leftovers to Mr. X who basically <em>hated<\/em> it.<\/p>\n<p>Nikki and I also shared the Crispy Chicken Sandwich, which was actually pretty tasty.\u00a0 But, it comes with two sauces on it, and we asked for <em>one<\/em> of them on the side.\u00a0 Guess if it ever showed up.\u00a0 If you guessed, &#8220;Of course not,&#8221; you are correct!\u00a0 Worse than that, they left them <em>both<\/em> off!\u00a0 The worst part of this dish was the fries. The sandwich comes with fries, if you so choose, so we asked for them to be crispy.\u00a0 But what we got were fries that were old and soggy.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve rarely had worse ones.\u00a0 I had to ask for them to be re-done, so this time, what they brought us were basically potato<em> sticks<\/em>.\u00a0 They were definitely an upgrade, though, but they should have been done right to begin with!\u00a0 When Nikki and I leave French fries over, you know the meal not a good one.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_19622\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/p-e1439784829138.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-19622\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-19622\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/p-e1439784829138-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"The tasteless chocolate cake. Notice all the sauce!\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/p-e1439784829138-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/p-e1439784829138.jpg 910w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-19622\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The tasteless chocolate cake. Notice all the sauce!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We decided we needed a dessert to cheer us up.\u00a0 You can&#8217;t go wrong with dessert, can you?\u00a0 Wrong.\u00a0 You can at Public School 818.\u00a0 They have no written menu for that course, so we had to rely on the descriptions of our half-awake server.\u00a0 The one that appealed to us was the chocolate cake, that he said had a gooey interior.\u00a0 Nikki <em>specifically<\/em> asked if it had sauce on it, because she&#8217;s not a fan.\u00a0 He assured us that it did not, and re-iterated the wet insides.\u00a0 But guess what we got?<\/p>\n<p>Tasteless, weird-textured chocolate cake, with<em> nothing<\/em> in the center, but with <em>tons<\/em> of caramel <em>sauce<\/em> on top!\u00a0 Ugh.\u00a0 We both hated it.\u00a0 A restaurant has to try really hard to come up with a chocolate cake that neither of us likes!!!<\/p>\n<p>On top of all that, the parking situation is brutal there!\u00a0 They have close enough, but not very convenient, valet parking in the rear, which is a bit of a walk.\u00a0 They validate for up to only two hours, which, with that awful service, is not close to enough time!\u00a0 That&#8217;s the only parking they told me about on the phone.\u00a0 When I <em>pressed<\/em> the girl, she finally mentioned that they also have<em> metered<\/em> parking in the same place, and acted like I was a moron to not be familiar with the obscure street name she said it was on.\u00a0 But it was <em>far-ish away<\/em>, in an altogether <em>separate<\/em> location, and very hard to find.\u00a0 She also suggested that I park in the Galleria across the street, which isn&#8217;t nice to that venue. I&#8217;m sure the administrative office over there would be thrilled to know about <em>that<\/em> directive.<\/p>\n<p>So, there you have it!\u00a0 Public School 818&#8211;not good, not fun, not an easy situation.\u00a0 The whole experience left an even worse taste in my mouth than the<em> food<\/em> did! And that was a feat not easily accomplished.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PUBLIC SCHOOL 818 The food at an actual Public School is better than at this Los Angeles restaurant chain! My friend and I had a very disappointing lunch there recently, and it was enough to make us plan on not ever returning. 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