{"id":14980,"date":"2014-07-16T13:31:53","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T13:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=14980"},"modified":"2014-07-17T21:48:51","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T21:48:51","slug":"theatre-buyer-and-cellar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/theatre-buyer-and-cellar\/","title":{"rendered":"THEATRE: BUYER AND CELLAR"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><em>BUYER AND CELLAR<\/em><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This one-man show at the Mark Taper Forum is so clever that I wish <em>I<\/em> had written it! The premise alone is brilliant! I love a person who shares a funny idea with a pal, and then actually makes it materialize! So impressive.<\/p>\n<p>Shockingly, with all the time I&#8217;ve spent in New York, I had never heard of this show, that&#8217;s been playing there for awhile! And, since I rarely read the press releases I receive, (for fear that they&#8217;ll ruin what I&#8217;m about to see,) I had not a clue what <em>Buyer and Cellar<\/em> was about. I thought it was about someone buying wine!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14985\" style=\"width: 274px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Buyer-Cellar-Photo-1-L.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14985\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-14985\" alt=\"Michael Urie.  Photo by Joan Marcus.\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Buyer-Cellar-Photo-1-L-264x300.jpg\" width=\"264\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Buyer-Cellar-Photo-1-L-264x300.jpg 264w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Buyer-Cellar-Photo-1-L.jpg 529w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14985\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Michael Urie. Photo by Joan Marcus.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>When the opening night performance began, the audience was guffawing almost immediately! I had no idea what was going on, so I could not imagine why people were chuckling from the get-go. To make sure that doesn&#8217;t happen to you, (because everyone <em>must<\/em> see this show, and it&#8217;s on tour, so it&#8217;s going to several cities,) I&#8217;m going to let you in on the storyline. It&#8217;s a fictional account of an unemployed actor who gets a job being the sole employee at the \u201cshopping mall\u201d in Barbra Streisand&#8217;s basement. The mall part is apparently real; she talks about it in a design book she wrote in real life. (I&#8217;m jealous of it, by the way. That sounds like fun to me! It&#8217;s a novel way to display your stuff that you have no idea what to do with! If I had basement, I think I&#8217;d copy her, although Mr. X might just lock me in there to be done with my possessions <em>and<\/em> me!)<\/p>\n<p>I usually hate one-person shows, but this one kept my interest the entire time. The star, (who plays all the parts, which I loved because that&#8217;s how I always tell stories myself,) is Michael Urie, of <em>Ugly Betty<\/em> fame. I&#8217;m sorry to say that I was totally unfamiliar with Michael because I had seen only the first episode of that TV show, and it bored me to tears, so I never went back. But I can&#8217;t imagine anyone doing this role better, (even though I understand that it was written for Jesse Tyler Ferguson, who then couldn&#8217;t commit to the project.) I&#8217;m sure that Stephen Brackett&#8217;s direction played a hand in the perfection, as well.<\/p>\n<p>Michael plays the mall employee, and as he shares his story with the audience, he does all the characters he comes in contact with, most notably the diva herself. What I loved about that portrayal is that he didn&#8217;t try to do a real <em>impersonation<\/em>; rather, he just does a funny <em>interpretation<\/em>, and it&#8217;s brilliant.<\/p>\n<p>[This is a sidebar, but being the beauty lover that I am, I do have to make mention of the fact that Michael has a really good body, which I noticed when he crouched near my section of the audience near the end of the show, and his back looked great in his tee-shirt. I just wished he had pulled up his drooping pants in the back of bit; I couldn&#8217;t figure out if that was a fashion choice, or if they were just falling down because of all his physical work on-stage. But I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m the only one who notices stuff like that, so it&#8217;s no biggie.]<\/p>\n<p>There is not much more for me to say about this fabulous show except that I&#8217;m recommending it to <em>everybody<\/em>. It&#8217;s non-stop laughs. The material, written by Jonathan Tolins, is perfect, and all of the physical and vocal nuances that Michael Urie brings to the part are a joy to behold.<\/p>\n<p>Besides the general mirth, so much of this monologue resonated with me on a personal level. I&#8217;ve never met Barbra Streisand herself, but I have so many one-degree separations from her that I feel I know her somewhat. (Not to mention that for almost my entire life, somewhat to my chagrin, I&#8217;ve been told that I look somewhat like her, without the semi-crossed eyes.) I&#8217;ve been pals with her first husband, Elliott Gould, almost since my arrival in L.A. lo those many years ago, and I&#8217;ve met her son and her managers and former managers many times. Her half-sister, Roslyn Kind, and I used to have the same agents, so we&#8217;ve been to a party or two together back in the day, and Barbra and I were both very associated with Liz Brooks&#8217; Butterfly Bakery in Westwood until it closed a few years ago. And two of my old pals used to be companions to Barbra&#8217;s mom in her later years. I have sooooo many personal stories about Barbra that I could have written this show! But not nearly as well as Jonathan Tolins did.<\/p>\n<p>The fact that Jonathan met the woman for only a second several years ago, (and I think not any of the people associated with her,) makes his writing that much more astonishing. I&#8217;m not sure if he himself even knows how spot-on his musings are!<\/p>\n<p>Adding to the enjoyment of the action is the crispness of the very simple Andrew Boyce-designed set. It somehow helped me picture the surroundings Michael was describing. (Even the design of the title fonts is so clever, although I don&#8217;t know to whom to attribute that ingeniousness.)<\/p>\n<p>I found-out post-performance that New York&#8217;s Ted Snowdon is the lead producer, and he&#8217;s the man who brought us <em>Souvenir<\/em> on Broadway a few years back, which was another (almost) one-woman show, (starring Judy Kaye,) and is one of my all-time favorites. So, it makes sense that <em>Buyer and Cellar<\/em> is of such a high caliber.<\/p>\n<p>I just wish that every theatre experience was as good as this one! Please do yourself a favor and don&#8217;t miss it!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Buyer and Cellar<\/em> running through August 17, 2014<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Mark Taper Forum 135 N. Grand Ave. 213-628-2772 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.CenterTheatreGroup.org\">www.CenterTheatreGroup.org<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BUYER AND CELLAR &nbsp; This one-man show at the Mark Taper Forum is so clever that I wish I had written it! The premise alone is brilliant! I love a person who shares a funny idea with a pal, and then actually makes it materialize! So impressive. Shockingly, with all the time I&#8217;ve spent in<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/theatre-buyer-and-cellar\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-from-theater-to-events-to-the-circus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14980"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15002,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14980\/revisions\/15002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}