{"id":14623,"date":"2014-06-09T18:40:07","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T18:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=14623"},"modified":"2014-06-09T18:40:07","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T18:40:07","slug":"awards-shows-tony-awards-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/awards-shows-tony-awards-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"AWARDS SHOWS: TONY AWARDS 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>TONY AWARDS 2014<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sorry that I couldn&#8217;t live-tweet my Tonys thoughts last night, but, like an idiot, I accepted an invitation to go out, (which I&#8217;ll tell you about, possibly tomorrow.) That put me about ten hours in the hole for the three major events on TV last night! I missed not only the Tonys on-time, but Miss USA and the second game of the NBA Finals, as well!<\/p>\n<p>So, after Mr. X and I watched the Tonys, which was a pretty upbeat, excellent show, I watched the game by myself, which had a very disappointing outcome, (the Spurs lost in the last minute or so,) and went to bed around 4AM! So, I&#8217;m also a little behind in getting this group of musings published this morning. Sorry about that.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14645\" style=\"width: 187px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hugh-jackman-68th-annual-tony-awards-_4235679.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14645\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-14645\" alt=\"I so love Hugh Jackman, but that beard is repulsive.  (So, sorry for foisting it on you guys!)\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hugh-jackman-68th-annual-tony-awards-_4235679-e1402339125277-177x300.jpg\" width=\"177\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hugh-jackman-68th-annual-tony-awards-_4235679-e1402339125277-177x300.jpg 177w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hugh-jackman-68th-annual-tony-awards-_4235679-e1402339125277.jpg 333w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 177px) 100vw, 177px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14645\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I so love Hugh Jackman, but that beard is repulsive. (So, sorry for foisting it on you guys!)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I was also too exhausted last night to \u201creview\u201d every little second of the awards telecast, so here are the musings I jotted down as the show went along:<\/p>\n<p>Is there anything <strong>Hugh Jackman<\/strong> can&#8217;t do??? I truly do love that man!<\/p>\n<p>But he must lose that Smith Brothers beard! It was confusing me. (And, as Mr. X pointed-out, it was very distracting.) Does anyone know why he was wearing it?<\/p>\n<p>As clever as it was, I didn&#8217;t get the opening hopping bit, except to show how in shape Hugh is, which is actually a good enough reason for me. (I could just see in the production meeting, when they discussed what to do for the opening, Hugh said jokingly that he should just<em> hop<\/em> the whole thing. And they went with it!)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Clint Eastwood<\/strong> walking through the opening was so random.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Neil Patrick Harris <\/strong>and<strong> Rosie O&#8217;Donnell<\/strong> got so thin. But why did he color his hair red???<\/p>\n<p>[Very early on, I wrote this:] I&#8217;m sure Neil Patrick Harris will win. He&#8217;s too popular <em>not<\/em> to.<\/p>\n<p>Acting winner <strong>Mark Rylance<\/strong> gave the best speech I&#8217;ve ever heard in my life. It was classy, peaceful, simple, and from the heart. And so apropos of the occasion.<\/p>\n<p>How rude of acting nominee <strong>Adriane Lenox<\/strong> (to the people behind her) to wear that hat! I hate people who are so blind to that others are in the audience with them! (I may have to add her to the column I&#8217;ve been working on about rude audience members, so please keep an eye out for that one.)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14632\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0556.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14632\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-14632\" alt=\"Rosie O'Donnell trying to smile though Lena Hall's awful speech, even though NPH seems to be enjoying it. Photo by Karen Salkin.\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0556-e1402338515316-300x241.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0556-e1402338515316-300x241.jpg 300w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0556-e1402338515316-1024x823.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14632\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rosie O&#8217;Donnell trying to smile though Lena Hall&#8217;s awful speech, even though NPH seems to be enjoying it. Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Winner <strong>Lena Hall<\/strong> gave a speech that I&#8217;m sure<em> she<\/em> thought was adorable, but it was really annoying and awful. When even Rosie O&#8217;Donnell is appalled&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I usually love a Disney show, but <em>Aladdin<\/em> looked not too good. Outside of the dancing, which of course I love, it looked pretty weak. I know that people love that genie guy (<strong>James Monroe Iglehart<\/strong>,) but he doesn&#8217;t sing particularly well, and it&#8217;s uncomfortable to watch him move. I was honestly worried the whole time that he was going to have a heart attack. And I could not make-out most of his words because he swallowed the endings.\u00a0 [Yet, he wound-up winning later, so what&#8217;s up with that?]<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14634\" style=\"width: 167px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0560.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14634\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-14634\" alt=\"Look at Clint Eastwood's bad pants bottoms!  Photo by Karen Salkin.\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0560-e1402338639650-157x300.jpg\" width=\"157\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0560-e1402338639650-157x300.jpg 157w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0560-e1402338639650-537x1024.jpg 537w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_0560-e1402338639650.jpg 1695w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 157px) 100vw, 157px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14634\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look at Clint Eastwood&#8217;s bad pants bottoms! Photo by Karen Salkin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Also what was up with Clint Eastwood&#8217;s pants bottoms? They looked like the suit on the little kid at the end of <em>Big<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Clint&#8217;s very uncomfortable presentation made me nervous.<\/p>\n<p>Winning director of a musical, <strong>Darko Tresnjak<\/strong>, gave a nice message to his mom. At the end of it, Mr. X said, &#8220;Sweet,&#8221; and I concurred.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kenny Leon<\/strong>, the winning director of a play, said to fans (in his acceptance speech,) &#8220;We do it for <em>you<\/em>.&#8221; No, you all do it for <em>yourselves<\/em>!!! Please, everyone in show business, stop lying. <em>Curing<\/em> <em>cancer<\/em> is for others, <em>not<\/em> directing a play!<\/p>\n<p>Did anyone else notice that Kenny Leon ignored Clint when they were walking off? Maybe he was just in his own moment, but still&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How terrible did <strong>Fran Drescher<\/strong> look?\u00a0 Even worse than usual, like a crazy fat old lady. Which is what she is.<\/p>\n<p>Fran Drescher was so rude to the nominees she was announcing, like it was a joke. I was appalled, as everyone should have been. It was the big moment for the nominees, but I guess she thought it was all about her, which I feel she always does. How did she ever get into show business to begin with, with that nails-on-a-chalkboard voice and speech? Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>How did James Monroe Iglehart win? I think it&#8217;s the <em>role<\/em>, not his performance.<\/p>\n<p>Poor <strong>Maggie Gyllenhaal<\/strong> is so homely. And how bad must she feel to have such a nice-looking bro? I feel bad for her every time I see her, even though she always seems like such a nice girl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alan Cumming<\/strong> is such a mind-blowing dichotomy to me! Here he is, a Scot, with a heavy accent to boot, totally selling old time German decadence in <em>Cabaret<\/em>, (a role that&#8217;s perfect for him, by the way,) yet on <em>The Good Wife<\/em>, he plays an American middle-aged Jewish political campaign manager! And he does it all with aplomb! I love that dude, (but not in the way I love Hugh Jackman.)<\/p>\n<p>Winner <strong>Sophie Okoneda<\/strong>, (a self-proclaimed \u201cJewish Nigerian Brit,\u201d) is a surprisingly adorable girl who gave a lovely speech.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14638\" style=\"width: 299px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/1402285325000-A01-AUDRA-MCDONALD-09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14638\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-14638\" alt=\"Look at Audra McDonald's filthy hair!\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/1402285325000-A01-AUDRA-MCDONALD-09-e1402338880516-289x300.jpg\" width=\"289\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/1402285325000-A01-AUDRA-MCDONALD-09-e1402338880516-289x300.jpg 289w, https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/1402285325000-A01-AUDRA-MCDONALD-09-e1402338880516.jpg 291w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14638\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look at Audra McDonald&#8217;s filthy hair!<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Audra McDonald<\/strong>&#8216;s big moment (it was her record sixth Tony win!,) was as emotional as it <em>should<\/em> be, but why didn&#8217;t she wash her hair for this historic night for her? At least it was great that she thanked Billie Holiday, the iconic singer she plays.<\/p>\n<p>Just when you didn&#8217;t think this show could get any gayer, here comes <strong>RuPaul<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>No wonder Neil Patrick Harris has lost so much weight! What an athletic performance he gave in <em>Hedwig<\/em>. (That&#8217;s a strange show, though. It was one of the things I stayed up even later researching.)<\/p>\n<p>But I would not want to see even one more second of that show. It looked pretty annoying.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kenneth Branagh<\/strong> looks the same age he did when I first saw him, about twenty years ago! (The funny thing is, he and Emma Thompson were together then, and I thought she looked so much older than he then! It&#8217;s all these years alter, and though they&#8217;ve been divorced for years, they still look the same decades apart as they did then! And they&#8217;re virtually the same age! Go figure.)<\/p>\n<p><em>Casa Valentina<\/em> looked interesting.<\/p>\n<p>I could barely make-out a word that <strong>Sting<\/strong> was singing. And he put on a even <em>thicker<\/em> accent to make it even <em>more<\/em> difficult!!!<\/p>\n<p>The Tonys have confirmed that they&#8217;re desperate for younger, hipper audiences by having<strong> T.I.<\/strong> and<strong> LL Cool J<\/strong> come out and rap <em>The Music Man<\/em> song!<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t think I could be more in love with Hugh Jackman, and then he rapped! Back to my original question\u2014is there nothing he can&#8217;t do?!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14640\" style=\"width: 119px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/article-2652564-1E96A24500000578-179_634x927.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14640\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-14640\" alt=\"Kate Mara, who looked even worse on the actual show.\" src=\"http:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/article-2652564-1E96A24500000578-179_634x927-e1402338949924-109x300.jpg\" width=\"109\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14640\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kate Mara, who looked even worse on the actual show.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Is there even one person in this whole country who didn&#8217;t know that Neil Patrick Harris was going to win?<\/p>\n<p>The highlight of the show for me was <strong>Carole King<\/strong>, even though I hate<em> I Feel The Earth Move<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kate Mara<\/strong> looks so hunched-over and creepy. She had bad make-up, dirty getting-ready-to-wash-your-face hair, no earrings, a horrible dress with shoulder pads, and lily white legs. And why was she even on the show to begin with?<\/p>\n<p>Continuing the bad hair theme, why would Rosie O&#8217;Donnell go out with that dirty, messed-up hair??? You know she knows hair dressers!<\/p>\n<p>It was interesting that both <strong>Fantasia<\/strong> and<strong> Jennifer Hudson<\/strong> performed on this show. I wonder if that rained on Fantasia&#8217;s parade a bit.<\/p>\n<p>My last thought is that the Tonys are always the best awards show of the season. So why do they have to practically beg for audiences? What a shame.<\/p>\n<p>I just realized\u2014I haven&#8217;t mentioned anyone&#8217;s fashions! (Except for Kate Mara&#8217;s, to the left.) So, I guess the Tonys do lose out to the Hollywood awards shows in the glamour category.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TONY AWARDS 2014 &nbsp; Sorry that I couldn&#8217;t live-tweet my Tonys thoughts last night, but, like an idiot, I accepted an invitation to go out, (which I&#8217;ll tell you about, possibly tomorrow.) That put me about ten hours in the hole for the three major events on TV last night! 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