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<\/a>Back to the jail tour. It was like a mid-priced hotel! The group hanging-out room had more amenities that at most motels! I don\u2019t know if it\u2019s still the same, but I imagine so–they rarely have \u201cguests\u201d who are more felonious than just being drunk at a club. When I was there, it was co-ed, with a big communal living room with games, TVs, and\u2026snacks! It even had a mini-gym and a semi-skylight. I was just waiting for my parents to kick me out so I could go stay there for a few days!<\/p>\nSo, Charlie Sheen is due to spend thirty days there. Big whoop. And, we all know that that will be whittled down to just a week or so. And by that time, he and M will have made plans to scout the local talent upon his release. (If they don\u2019t just bring some chicks into the clink!) Trust me, at this place, no one will be making Charlie Sheen his bitch. (He might make someone his<\/em>, but that’s another story.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"ASPEN JAIL FOR CHARLIE SHEEN \u00a0 When I read that Charlie Sheen will be going to jail in Aspen, Colorado as part of his plea deal, I just had to chuckle. Having spent most of my adult summers in that town, with my favorite group of guys being the cops, I can tell you how<\/p>\n
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<\/a>Because I\u2019m claustrophobic, I\u2019ve been fearful of jail my whole life. (I know, I know–no one would expect someone like me to even think of jail as a possibility, but I always worry about the worst scenarios.) So, when one of my cop buds asked me if I wanted a tour of the jail, I frightenedly declined. Of course, he talked me into it and said I\u2019d actually like it!<\/p>\n