{"id":11047,"date":"2013-04-19T09:12:55","date_gmt":"2013-04-19T13:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=11047"},"modified":"2013-04-19T09:12:55","modified_gmt":"2013-04-19T13:12:55","slug":"miscellaneous-700th-column","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/miscellaneous-700th-column\/","title":{"rendered":"MISCELLANEOUS: 700TH COLUMN!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

700TH COLUMN!!!!!!!<\/h1>\n

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Another hundred columns in the bag! Wow. Even I’m<\/em> amazed. And I’m the one who wrote them all!!!<\/p>\n

As I’ve stared at this blank page for a very long while, though, with absolutely nothing coming to me, I started daydreaming ahead to my thousandth<\/em>! I think that I have to plan special for that one, n’est pas? The party that a prominent restaurant in town threw for the hundredth episode of Karen’s Restaurant Revue<\/em> was fabulous! So, if I have one to celebrate an even bigger accomplishment with INAM, I think it should be ten times as spectacular.<\/p>\n

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Prospect Park must have 700 trees in it, don't you think?<\/p><\/div>\n

But, coming back down to earth, I’m just want to let you all know that I’m so grateful for all of your support over these seven hundred posts. It would seem a bit foolish to\u00a0write<\/em> them if no one was reading<\/em> my bon mots!<\/p>\n

Seven is one of my two favorite numbers (fourteen being the other, I think because that’s my birthday date,) so I’m happy to have reached one hundred times that with this column.<\/p>\n

And, really, that’s all I have to say on the topic. I hope to celebrate by going to a fair in Brooklyn’s own Prospect Park tomorrow. That’s right\u2014I’m back in my homeland. But there will be more about that in Column #701 <\/em>on Monday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

700TH COLUMN!!!!!!!   Another hundred columns in the bag! Wow. Even I’m amazed. And I’m the one who wrote them all!!! As I’ve stared at this blank page for a very long while, though, with absolutely nothing coming to me, I started daydreaming ahead to my thousandth! I think that I have to plan special<\/p>\n

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