{"id":10999,"date":"2013-04-10T03:31:37","date_gmt":"2013-04-10T07:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/?p=10999"},"modified":"2013-04-10T03:31:37","modified_gmt":"2013-04-10T07:31:37","slug":"list-my-crazy-rules-of-food-and-beverage-consuming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/list-my-crazy-rules-of-food-and-beverage-consuming\/","title":{"rendered":"LIST: MY CRAZY RULES OF FOOD AND BEVERAGE CONSUMING"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>MY CRAZY RULES OF FOOD AND BEVERAGE CONSUMING<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Even after one hundred years with Mr. X, he still can&#8217;t keep my crazy rules for eating and drinking straight.  They all seem so self-evident me to me, but I guess not to everyone else.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/pb-110822-tupperware-rs-01.photoblog900.jpg\" title=\"pb-110822-tupperware-rs-01.photoblog900\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-11005\" title=\"pb-110822-tupperware-rs-01.photoblog900\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/pb-110822-tupperware-rs-01.photoblog900-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>So, here are some of my basic ones.  See if you share any with me, or apprise us of some of your own in the Comments section below.<\/p>\n<p>Milk must be drunk out of <em>glass<\/em> glasses.<\/p>\n<p>Water and soda must be from plastic glasses.  (Like Tupperware plastic, not throw-away ones.)<\/p>\n<p>Water must be super-cold from the refrigerator, unless it&#8217;s to just swallow one pill; then it can be room temp.<\/p>\n<p>Hot foods must be <em>really<\/em> hot!  (Temperature-wise.)<\/p>\n<p>Soup and cereal must be eaten with big soup spoons; oatmeal and ice cream with normal size ones.<\/p>\n<p>All plastic utensils must be thick, reusable plastic, not like for a picnic.<\/p>\n<p>Soda must have ice in it and be drunk with a straw.<\/p>\n<p>All beverage ice must be cubed, not crushed.<\/p>\n<p>(Okay, even<em> I<\/em> think I sound kind-of nuts now!)<\/p>\n<p>Cereal must be in a big bowl; oatmeal and pasta must be in a small, flat bowl.<\/p>\n<p>All salads must be served in a giant flat bowl, and really chopped-up.<\/p>\n<p>All peanut butter sandwiches must be on bread that&#8217;s either toasted or at least hot.<\/p>\n<p>All tea must contain honey.<\/p>\n<p>All scones must be served with <em>real<\/em> clotted cream.<\/p>\n<p>All sweet treats must be accompanied by ice cold milk.<\/p>\n<p>Hot chocolate must be accompanied by something that&#8217;s <em>not <\/em>chocolate, like cinnamon toast or a toasted bagel.<\/p>\n<p>Which reminds me, all bagels must be toasted!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hot dogs must have ketchup and onions on them, preferably with the bun toasted.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s it&#8230;<em>for now<\/em>.  Is anybody out there as crazy as I in this area?  I hope not, for everybody&#8217;s sake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MY CRAZY RULES OF FOOD AND BEVERAGE CONSUMING &nbsp; Even after one hundred years with Mr. X, he still can&#8217;t keep my crazy rules for eating and drinking straight. They all seem so self-evident me to me, but I guess not to everyone else. So, here are some of my basic ones. See if you<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/list-my-crazy-rules-of-food-and-beverage-consuming\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsnotaboutme.tv\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}